Egypt: "Anal Jihad" Now Sanctioned By Muslim Brotherhood

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/egypt-musl...d-lonely-militants-fighting-far-their-1457242

A prominent Egyptian cleric has accused the Muslim Brotherhood of sanctioning 'anal jihad' for Islamic militants who are fighting in locations thousands of miles from their wives.

In his televised comments, which were broadcast by the al-Tahrir channel, the preacher Mazhar Shahin said the Muslim fighters are being authorised to freely practice homosexuality under the pretext of waging "jihad in the name of Allah."

According to the English translation of his remarks in a report on the Middle East Media Research Institute, preacher Shahin said: "We have recently heard of a new kind of jihad, called 'anal jihad'. Do you know what that is? They practice homosexuality with one another, thinking, wrongly, that this constitutes jihad for the sake of Allah."

He added: "The [Muslim Brotherhood] is a bunch of hopeless and desperate peddlers who have reached a state of foolishness, stupidity, filth, and so on – to the highest imaginable degree. This catastrophe – this 'anal jihad' – is proof of this. ... Now we are hearing about anal jihad, in which two men are permitted to perform this great sin – God forbid – with one another, because they are away from home and cannot have sex with their wives."


Well...the good thing is that when they get here with their AK-47's and RPG's, they can get married.
 

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Afgan fighters carried young boys with them to the front lines ( for jihad purposes of course.)

It's funny. I saw some web stats before and some of the Muslim countries are the biggest downloaders of gay porn (for jihad purposes of course.)
 

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A few years ago, I was talking to a guy who grew up in Afghanistan and moved to the states (the US paid for his college education, travel here, room and board, etc). He told me (with a serious look on his face) that women are for bearing children only, and animals and friends are for fulfilling desires of pleasure. I didn't really take him seriously until now.

He also told me that the stronger a woman smelled (as in STANK) the more of a turn on it is to Arab men. I guess it triggers their inner goat lust senses!!

The guy worked at the company my wife worked at and I met him because he was having trouble with his car and asked me to take a look at it. We talked while out on the test drive. We drove by the animal control building and I just happened to say...."yeah there's the dog pound"..

He thought that a dog pound was a place to carry your dog to be bred!!

He said (imagine a heavy middle eastern accent) "Oh! that is the place where you ....uh....how do you say... uh.. carry dog to...uh...uh...get laid"......"the pounding.....the pounding of the dog"

I almost had a wreck laughing
 
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Just curious VJ and Displaced. How did ya'll come across this topic. Did you Google jihad? I bet ya'll googled anal first.!! Probably for medical reasons!:biggrin:
 

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I actually Googled "seebell" and it popped up right away. Your buds down at Maysville Four Way must be proud to have you in their community.
 

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If we can be certain of anything in this world, it's that there will soon be a porn movie made with this title.
 

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Will this affect the kind of virgins they will get in Paradise? Is there going to be a lot of Dungeons and Dragons being played in the Islamic Paradise now?


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