Former Porn Star Marilyn Chambers - VP Candidate for Personal Choice Party

[Displaced Bama Fan]

http://www.politics1.com/personalchoice04.htm

 

[Bamalaw92]

Now that's a VP candidate I could get behind!

 

[ValuJet]

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[ValuJet]

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[jthomas666]

They could REALLY raise some money by selling nights in the White House!

(Admit it, you all were thinking it...)

 

[BigTex]

She got married???

What benefit could there possibly be with marrying her? Outside the wedding night, of course.

Maybe she can cook ?

 

[jthomas666]

Heh heh

I though Deep Throat served in the NIXON White House.

You get more lurid undertones if you say that Deep Throat serviced the Nixon Administration. :biggrin2:

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

Now that's a VP candidate I could get behind!

Literally.

 

[Pachydermatous]

Pachydermatous

This is stunning. Till now the Libertarian Party has been one of the world's dullest, along with the Constitution Party. At least one candidate has seen the light and imported some oompth. Now if they could only manufacture a sex scandal before November....? :biggrin:

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

This is stunning. Till now the Libertarian Party has been one of the world's dullest, along with the Constitution Party. :biggrin:

I don't know, that slow speakin' almost anemic GWB is pretty drab. Whenever I'm having insomnia, I just play one of his speeches.

Whenever I want to make myself throw up, I just pull up a picture of Herman Munster, aka John Kerry.

 

[bat123]

I don't know, that slow speakin' almost anemic GWB is pretty drab. Whenever I'm having insomnia, I just play one of his speeches.

Whenever I want to make myself throw up, I just pull up a picture of Herman Munster, aka John Kerry.

Hey there's no call for dissin' Herman Munster :biggrin2:

 

[TexasTide]

He looks a lot more like Lurch than Herman Munster.

 

[TommyMac]

What a ticket.............An ex boxing manager and Cane grad for President and a washed-up porn star for Vice President. Any suggestions on filling out his cabinet? There's gotta be slots for a barner and a vile on this team.

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

I'm sure this bunch could come up with some doosies for Cabinet members.

Here are some of my picks for department heads

Mike Tyson in charge of Homeland Security

Bill Clinton over the Justice Department

Darryl Strawberry heading up the DEA

Howard Stern to oversee the FCC

Anna Nicole Smith as the Press Secretary

 

[wisten]

Dont forget Richard Scrushy as treasurer, Martha Stewart as Intelligence Czar, and Mick Jagger as special advisor on fitness.