Further Proof of Auburn's Retardation

[davefrat]

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6149922

scroll down and read the explanation of the goobs' mascot. simply more evidence of the schizophrenic mongoloidism of our challenged in-state rival.

 

[bamanut_aj]

knowing aubie, that soldier probably tried to hump the eagle. Additionally, if I were that eagle, when I was circling the field I woulda took a dump on the 50 yard line.

 

[Bodhisattva]

Heh. The history of the mascot, like most of Auburn's tradition ....... contrived.

 

[uaintn]

some truths are self-evident

 

[TommyMac]

I believe that story about as much as I believe Junior Rosegreen ever passed an exam down at that port-o-let on the plains.

 

[CrimsonBeachBum]

knowing aubie, that soldier probably tried to hump the eagle. Additionally, if I were that eagle, when I was circling the field I woulda took a dump on the 50 yard line.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Hilarious....:biggrin:

 

[kcin_4_BAMA]

That story is as full of BS as Tubbs is...........

 

[BamaCurt]

Let's see:

The legend, true or not, is that a confederate soldier, lying wounded on the battlefield, could see only two living things, himself and a baby eagle.

If he's able to get up and get a baby eagle, he must not have been too wounded. Being a soldier and wounded, the last thing I would be concerned about is a freakin baby eagle! Sounds like some PETA tree-hugging sissy. Should have got his a** up, targeting his gun with shooting the eagle and got back to killing some Yankees! Traitor.

He took the eagle with him when he went back to school at Auburn, where he became part of the faculty.

Further proof of being a traitor. Glad he left war to become a teacher with his wittle bird. I bet he taught SOCIOLOGY!

In the school's first meeting with Georgia in 1892, after Auburn scored its first touchdown, the eagle broke free, flew around the field, and later died having done its part giving everything it had in the 10-0 win.

Well, since it was what, 30 years after the freakin Civil War, I can see why the bird croaked. Then again, he probably croaked because Auburn actually scored!:biggrin: Something his wittle daddy failed to ever do since he was a tree hugger and afraid of the big bad war!

Give me a break. Auburn sucks!

Roll Tide and kick some catamount ars!

 

[specialkpntbl]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:



_eyes:_eyes:_eyes:

 

[RobK]

At some point, "further proof" becomes redundant, but boy they are idiots!

 

[LCN]

This bull-dump story is right on time . Perfect for game week . It's even better if when reading , you pretend it's a david nousel narrative .

 

[Redwood Forrest]

I have never heard of a 1/2 Civil War co-Championship ring.

 

[derek4tide]

this story =

 

[Leeroy]

I agree with all these posts.








Roll Tide

 

[alatider]

You mean it's an eagle? I thought that it was a buzzard.

 

[TI-Refugee]

There's some pretty lame mascots on that list. Yes, Arbren's is the goofiest. But some of these mascots are on the obscure side. Examples; the Tx Tech Raider, Purdue Pete, VT Hokie and TAMU Reveilli? How many casual football fans could name even half of these mascots?

But the most bizarre is the Stanford TREE?!?! How many of you knew the mascot for Stanford, prior to reading the list? And Why does it (the Tree) belong in the top 25 best mascots! Unreal!

 

[bamachile]

There's some pretty lame mascots on that list. Yes, Arbren's is the goofiest. But some of these mascots are on the obscure side. Examples; the Tx Tech Raider, Purdue Pete, VT Hokie and TAMU Reveilli? How many casual football fans could name even half of these mascots?

But the most bizarre is the Stanford TREE?!?! How many of you knew the mascot for Stanford, prior to reading the list? And Why does it (the Tree) belong in the top 25 best mascots! Unreal!

I'm with you. The list looked almost random. Does this guy even follow football? The list looks like it was assembled by an interior decorator.