Jess, not speaking to the point of enforcement, but can't you see this rule as having merit in preventing stadiums from using high-dollar sound systems to pump in artificial crowd noise during those all important 3rd and goal type scenarios? I seem to recall a time when this became an issue with some NFL teams.I have no problem saying I hope the first time Tennessee hits the field (and LSU, and Mississippi State, and Auburn, and South Carolina the next time they visit Bryant-Denny), I hope the guy with the tape deck hits the bell, rewinds it, and hits it again continuously for 60 minutes. At about 3x the volume it played this past weekend. I literally do not care what the SEC has to say on the matter.
This conference has come up with the worst rule it could possibly come up with already this year (the AU-sponsored oversigning rule limiting teams to 28 GIAs received -- which I suspect we'll get around by having any lower-rated players and/or grayshirts simply not submit a letter of intent, as it's not required), and this follows several SEC-specific rules (notice that cheerleaders no longer can use a field-mounted PA speaker except in out-of-conference games?) that have not done a thing to make the game better, just more words on a page somewhere so that some One-Bullet Barney can feel like he made a difference in life.
I probably wouldn't feel this way except that the ONE noisemaker in this conference that is actually dangerous -- the Mississippi State cowbell, which I've seen mounted to bicycle handles, ax handles and broomsticks -- is left alone, I guess because "it's just Mississippi State." So until the SEC gets serious about enforcing its rules for everyone and not just the elite teams in the conference, I hope Alabama tells the noise police and Hyman to swallow it sideways.
While I'm not against most uses of artificial noise (like the way we crank AC/DC at certain points in a game) I think it would be lame to allow the home team to pump-in noise (for example simulated crowd noise) before a play to augment the real crowd noise. It seems the unilateral wording of the rule just prevents it from becoming a judgement call. The idea that you could "buy" the "loudest stadium in college football" seems to me what they're trying to prevent. The duty of making noise should fall on the fans, not sound technicians.
Or maybe there's already a separate rule that governs this and I'm missing the point entirely.