Green Bay Fan Applies for the Packers DC Job

[Tidewater]

A young man who is a lifelong Packers fan saw that the Packers were looking for a DC, so he applied for the job.
He got back a handwritten note from Packer's President and CEO, Mark Murphy:

“Bill, Thanks so much for your cover letter and resume regarding our Defensive Coordinator position. While your fantasy football experience is impressive, I regret to inform you that we have decided to go in a different direction. I hear the Bears have an opening — you look to be a perfect fit for them. Thanks again. Sincerely — Mark.”

Well played, Mr. Murphy.

 

[CrimsonTheory]

Make a smarter joke, Green Bay, or at least make it funny. How are the Packers going to waste Jordan Love like they did with Rodgers and Favre?

BTW Bears DC is Eric Washington.

 

[Slowpoke Catracho]

Make a smarter joke, Green Bay, or at least make it funny. How are the Packers going to waste Jordan Love like they did with Rodgers and Favre?

BTW Bears DC is Eric Washington.

I thought it was hilarious! Then again i don't like either of them!

 

[CB4]

I thought it was hilarious! Then again i don't like either of them!

I can laugh because I don’t have a favorite team in the NFL. I use be a Raiders fan, but when I had to develop flowchart to keep up with where the team was actually located, I said “nah…I’m good….”

 

[Slowpoke Catracho]

I can laugh because I don’t have a favorite team in the NFL. I use be a Raiders fan, but when I had to develop flowchart to keep up with where the team was actually located, I said “nah…I’m good….”

I think they've finally found a city more suited for them!

 

[Cruloc]

I can laugh because I don’t have a favorite team in the NFL. I use be a Raiders fan, but when I had to develop flowchart to keep up with where the team was actually located, I said “nah…I’m good….”

Oakland, nah, Los Angeles, what, Las Vegas??
I don't care where they are....they'll always be Oakland to me.

I hate the NFL, I'll watch when there are Bama players.

 

[CrimsonTheory]

I thought it was hilarious! Then again i don't like either of them!

The joke would have worked better if the position was open. It's not. Eric Wasington is the DC. The joke was a swing and a miss.

 

[Slowpoke Catracho]

The joke would have worked better if the position was open. It's not. Eric Wasington is the DC. The joke was a swing and a miss.

The first time anyone has ever tried to explain to me why something is "unfunny", yet I still laugh! As do others!

I really don't think anyone cares that Eric Washington is the DC. Evidently he doesn't either.

 

[CrimsonTheory]

The first time anyone has ever tried to explain to me why something is "unfunny", yet I still laugh! As do others!

I really don't think anyone cares that Eric Washington is the DC. Evidently he doesn't either.

The only comedy GB knows is when they try to build around all world talent at QB and fail more times than not. Now that's funny.

That is the end from me. Moving on.

 

[teamplayer]

The joke would have worked better if the position was open. It's not. Eric Wasington is the DC. The joke was a swing and a miss.

The joke was the guy applying to begin with, and the GM smartly tried to steer him to a rival. It's funny to most people.

 

[CrimsonTheory]

The joke was the guy applying to begin with, and the GM smartly tried to steer him to a rival. It's funny to most people.

To each their own, I guess.