Question: How do I convince my dad to let me skip school tomorrow?

[allybama2009]

Two ways kid:

1.Eat something in the morning that you know will make you blow chunks.

2. You can always stick your fingers down your throat and make you blow chunks!!

If you are desperate these will work, then talk in a real sickly convincing way!!

Good luck and RTR!!!

 

[THE BAMA IRISHMAN]

Don't skip school. As much as you want to see Signing Day results be surprised when you get home. Keep your mind on your future. Signing Day is not your Future. ROLL TIDE ROLL :BigA:

 

[IH8Orange]

Tell him you are interviewing for a job so you can pay rent. No dad is going to interfere with that. :biggrin:

 

[BAMAMICH]

This is a funny thread man, basically because WD already knows what to do to skip school tomorrow. lol

lol GO TO SCHOOL dude, graduate. Then get a job so you can either call in sick or take a vacation day ... it's more rewarding that way lol

 

[RedElephants]

Quit being a wuss and just skip a day....



What's with you kids these days???

 

[Relayer]

This is a funny thread man, basically because WD already knows what to do to skip school tomorrow. lol

lol GO TO SCHOOL dude, graduate. Then get a job so you can either call in sick or take a vacation day ... it's more rewarding that way lol

You're right. I've enjoyed reading the responses.

“When we ask advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.” - Joseph Louis LaGrange

 

[CHES-Franklin]

If this kid is so amped up about signing day, its not like he's going to have full concentration throughout the day at school anyway. He'll be daydreaming about fax machines with LOI's spitting out one after another.

Here's an idea. Tell him your making your college announcement tomorrow. Rush out to Wal-Mart quickly and buy two to three other college hats immediately. Then, place all hats in the kitchen table in the morning when he comes to the room and tell him you have to practice for your announcement!! :biggrin:

 

[RedStar]

If this kid is so amped up about signing day, its not like he's going to have full concentration throughout the day at school anyway. He'll be daydreaming about fax machines with LOI's spitting out one after another.

Here's an idea. Tell him your making your college announcement tomorrow. Rush out to Wal-Mart quickly and buy two to three other college hats immediately. Then, place all hats in the kitchen table in the morning when he comes to the room and tell him you have to practice for your announcement!! :biggrin:

But keep the reciepts so you can take the Hawai'i and UNA hats back

 

[GrandBayTider]

Sometimes I feel old. We are discussing how to fool Dad about school? seriously?

 

[RedStar]

Dude you are not a man if you don't skip. All of these people telling you to go are calling in sick to work tomorrow.

:iagree:

true story

 

[ElephanTideis]

well guys, i'm here. after groveling last night and getting nowhere, this was my last resort.

Now on topic, agree to not miss a day the rest of the year.

it worked. i thought about leaving this morning and coming back home after my parents left, but it would not be worth it. last time i got caught skipping school i had the keys taken away and had to ride the cheese to school the rest of the year. i did not want to risk that again. plus, i don't get to miss school much anyway and when i do i'm fighting an uphill battle to get to so this isn't as bad a deal as it sounds. now let's rack em' up!

 

[awesomeusername]

You could have just told him it's nsd. Then he would have said "Shoot yeah, only if you tell me which 5*'s we get though."

That would have worked perfectly.

 

[dWarriors88]

I got suspended yesterday for fighting... that works

5 days...


btw, NSD is not working out like I thought it would, Reid, Myles, Massie, AND Patterson...

 

[ElephanTideis]

I got suspended yesterday for fighting... that works

5 days...


btw, NSD is not working out like I thought it would, Reid, Myles, Massie, AND Patterson...

i feel you man. i thought we would miss out on one or two of those guys but not all of them!

 

[RedStar]

i feel you man. i thought we would miss out on one or two of those guys but not all of them!

Yeah, sorry we gave you such bad advice. Looks like you should have gone to school.

 

[Crimson Surfer]

This thread is officially closed. Any other discussion of this situation can take place via PMs.