It's time to play Lane Blames

[Dixiedawg]

The pubescent coach from Knoxville seemed to get his panties in a wad when the officiating crew made some questionable calls in his opinion. Say's Lane "You run another play and you throw an interception or they throw another flag on us -- I wasn't going to let the refs lose the game for us there and some magical flag appear," Kiffin said. You wonder if anyone at the press function asked him how his team mange to hold the ball and make deep drives into Bama territory and yet inexplicablly come away with zero points. Well who knows tume in next week when we hear Lane Blame the waitress in the reataurant for not making his tea sweet enough that cost his team the game against South Carolina.

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[UA_Fan87]

You'd honestly think his Dad would step in and tell him when to shut up, I don't think he understands the concept of keeping his mouth closed.

 

[bmcklv]

Hey, cool. This is gonna be a new weekly game show, right? :biggrin:

 

[TommyMac]

You'd honestly think his Dad would step in and tell him when to shut up, I don't think he understands the concept of keeping his mouth closed.

Probably a little too late for that, evidently Monte is a better football coach than he is a Dad.

 

[time_4_the_TIDE]

Probably a little too late for that, evidently Monte is a better football coach than he is a Dad.

I'd say he was too busy most of Kiffin's life to be around to teach him respect and manners....JMO

 

[Dixiedawg]

Hey, cool. This is gonna be a new weekly game show, right? :biggrin:

Why not we can all just pick various topics that Lame can blame a Tenn loss on.

:cheers2:

 

[trenda]

I'd say he was too busy most of Kiffin's life to be around to teach him respect and manners....JMO

He's too busy working on that wrap-around comb-over!

Sorry. That was mean; but I couldn't help myself. I'll suspend myself from posting for five minutes.

 

[bayoutider]

 

[BamaDude06]

You'd honestly think his Dad would step in and tell him when to shut up, I don't think he understands the concept of keeping his mouth closed.

I thought that too back in the spring when he kept running his mouth, but I've heard Monte run his mouth a couple of time too.

 

[Rasputin]

I thought that too back in the spring when he kept running his mouth, but I've heard Monte run his mouth a couple of time too.

We keep assuming Monte is a mild tempered, mild mannered individual. I don't personally know MK, but we need to remember, Monte has not had the luxury of being a head coach at such an early age. MK as a coordinator does not have the mic in his face daily, so therefore, whose to say MK would not be reverberating the same egotistical nonsense his son is...as they say "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

 

[p'colabamaman]

I'm just waiting for him to criticise the officiating one more time, and the next letter he gets might mean something.

 

[GrayTide]

Lane Kiffin, Mark Green, and Fox Mulder know that there is a cover up of the conspiracy against..........? The truth is out there.
This is for Lane & Mark. DTC_027:

 

[CrimsonNan]

You'd honestly think his Dad would step in and tell him when to shut up, I don't think he understands the concept of keeping his mouth closed.

I've given Lane Kiffin my favorite nickname - "The Mouth of the South"

 

[CHATTBRIT]

I've given Lane Kiffin my favorite nickname - "The Mouth of the South"

It appears that Lame Kitten consistently fails to engage brain before operating mouth!!

 

[Tradition4ever]

Well, we all know that Saban, Bama, and the SEC arranged to have the sun setting at a certain angle at certain times in order to interfere with the Tenn's players' ability to throw and catch the ball! Also, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but the endzones at BD weren't checkered, and that was done to be a distraction to the UT players. And I've heard from a friend of a friend who's wife works for someone in the Athletics dept. at UA that the administration at Bama specifically asked the Bama fans to yell and be loud ESPECIALLY when the UT offense was on the field, and that hurt UT's chances on O. All of this worked against UT on Saturday. It's totally unfair, and I'm ashamed as a Bama fan today.....

 

[AustinTider]

How Lane really approached the officials at the start of the Bama game:

Lane says "Hey ref, Alabama has pretty girls all over the stadium and we have zero in the UT section. Can you make them leave the stadium so we are not at an unfair advantage in the game?" Ref says "No, that is not true, there is one hot UT girl in the stadium in the press box. It is your wife I believe"
Kiffen says, "OK our headsets are not working.. how about that?"

There you have why the discussion took so long at the beginning of the game.

 

[IH8Orange]

Someone needs to write a Lane Blame generator something like the BOFH excuse generator (http://pgl.yoyo.org/bofh/).

Some excuses could be:

"Tebow's manliness interfered with our headsets."

"Saban summoned invisible lightning that struck our quarterback."

"Mike Slive poisoned our Gatorade."

"The referees moved the endzone during the timeout."

"Javier Arenas is inflated with hydrogen."

 

[bamapair]

With all due respect for the vol posters on this board..(volfan, tennessee, etc.) LK is a perfect fit with the vol fans I worked with back in the '80s. I know for a fact, from listening to said fans, that ut never lost a game from 83-89. However, the officials did steal a some games from them.

 

[BamaBar]

I've given Lane Kiffin my favorite nickname - "The Mouth of the South"

Or "The Whiner north of Alabamer"

 

[37bamagrl]

Well, we all know that Saban, Bama, and the SEC arranged to have the sun setting at a certain angle at certain times in order to interfere with the Tenn's players' ability to throw and catch the ball! Also, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but the endzones at BD weren't checkered, and that was done to be a distraction to the UT players. And I've heard from a friend of a friend who's wife works for someone in the Athletics dept. at UA that the administration at Bama specifically asked the Bama fans to yell and be loud ESPECIALLY when the UT offense was on the field, and that hurt UT's chances on O. All of this worked against UT on Saturday. It's totally unfair, and I'm ashamed as a Bama fan today.....

that's great
so far you win the Lane Blames Game