News Article: Japan Has Developed Meat from Human Feces (This is Not a Joke)

[Crimson Speed]

I pride myself in eating and enjoying almost all food, but with this, I gotta draw the line.
Read to believe!!

DailyTech - Japanese Make "Delicious", Nourishing Steaks From Human Feces

 

[Bama Reb]

So the next time someone says their steak tastes like ****, they might be a lot closer to the truth than they think. :eek2: :biggrin:

 

[It's On A Slab]

Too bad Charleton Heston isn't around: "Soylent Brown......is PEOPLE!!!"

 

[PacadermaTideUs]

It's Soylent Brown!

Edit: Darnit Slab! One minute?!

 

[Bodhisattva]

The new definition of arrogance - the belief that your poop not only smells like roses but tastes like steak

:biggrin:

 

[Bamaro]

Sounds like crap to me

 

[RollTide2U]

Go Meat!

 

[MegaVars]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat sh.. and die." :biggrin2:

 

[Crimson Speed]

Makes you wonder who volunteered to be first in line for the taste test.

 

[GreatDanish]

I heard Shooter McGavin eats it for breakfast.

 

[Bodhisattva]

I can see the packaging: no additives, no preservatives, this is the real sh**!

 

[MegaVars]

Would this mean Chuck Norris's doody would be the Kobe of feces ?

 

[It's On A Slab]

Something tells me that this is an elaborate hoax.

I watched a YouTube video of the guy, linked from a Yahoo News story. When he was cooking this stuff in a convection oven, it was labeled "S##t Oven".

 

[ccc2259]

Something tells me that this is an elaborate hoax.QUOTE]

It has to be a hoax. I don't care how good your marketing team might be, this s##t just doesn't sell!

 

[SavannahDare]

I want to know who the idiots were who did the initial taste-testing. Blech!!!

 

[It's On A Slab]

I want to know who the idiots were who did the initial taste-testing. Blech!!!

Not many will remember this oldie-but-goodie from The Groove Tube:

 

[Bamaro]

I tend to agree that this may be a hoax but remember that astronauts drink their urine.

 

[Chukker Veteran]

I tend to agree that this may be a hoax but remember that astronauts drink their urine.

I remember Mr. Peabody...your posts are short & pithy just like his remarks always were. I get a kick out of reading your posts..."yep, that's just like how Mr. Peabody would have said it."

 

[Al A Bama]

Maybe the U.S.A. can start EXPORTING human feces to Japan. Maybe China will need some too.

Since Washington, D. C. is so FULL of IT, we can start exporting it from there.

We do not need to import the final product.

China may even be able to make toys without lead using Human Feces.

Instead of sending foreign aid to ALL countries in the world, we can send all of our Human Feces. Now that's a lot of .... from 3000,000,000+ people.

 

[Bamaro]

I remember Mr. Peabody...your posts are short & pithy just like his remarks always were. I get a kick out of reading your posts..."yep, that's just like how Mr. Peabody would have said it."

Thanks Sherman:wink: