Joke thread - including cartoons, memes, and misc - Part IX

[Bamaro]

 

[Bamaro]

 

[Bazza]

 

[CB4]

 

[DzynKingRTR]

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Last time that I went, it cost me almost $30 and it was just me. little burger, little cajun fries, and a milkshake. It wasn't even that good.

 

[OakMtn4Bama]

 

[OakMtn4Bama]

HOWARD, are you done yet?

 

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[Bazza]

 

[Bamaro]

 

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During that last bad snowstorm we had, my wife ended up getting lost.

I asked her, "Weren't you scared?"

She said, "No, because I remembered what my dad had told me once."

He said, "Just wait for a snow plow to come by, and follow it."

"Sure enough, a snow plow came by, and I started following it."

She said, "It was difficult and dangerous to stay up with him, but she was able to manage for about 30 minutes.

Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her, "Ma'am what are doing?"

I guess she explained to him how her dad had told her that if she ever got lost in a snowstorm to just follow a plow.

The driver nodded, and replied, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Target?"

 

[Bamaro]

 

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[Bazza]

 

[Bamaro]

 

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[Bamaro]

 

[Bazza]

 

[Bamaro]

Admit it, you were looking for taint.