Just for fun: hashtag #bamafanproblems

Trying to decide appropriate stress levels during close games when we're still undefeated knowing that if we lose we're gonna creep back into the championship picture anyway. Do I stress out? Or do I kick back with a beer and let the chips fall? Do I start my superstitious stuff again, trying on different shirts to find this game's ideal shirt, do I start using reverse psychology like praying for the other team to win (cause that's worked before)? Or do I avoid mystic intervention entirely and "let" us lose, knowing that the loss will serve as motivation and that it's better to lose early than late? #bamafanproblems
 
New-born babies having to wait almost three years before they witness a Bama championship. #thinkofthechildren #bamafanproblems

Bye weeks. #bamafanproblems

Too many championship hats. #bamafanpoblems
 
Having to argue about the "Top ten Alabama championships" list

Every week, having to listen to Gary Danielson rationalize why the other team has a chance to win against Alabama.

#bamafanproblems
 
“When your buddy tells you he borrowed your Nat’l Champions tumbler and you have to ask him ‘Which Year?’”
Mine
Even when socked in the nose, you're still wearing your teams colors
 
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Only getting one year out of championship shirts before they're outdated. Those shirts ain't cheap!

#velcrodates


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Only getting one year out of championship shirts before they're outdated. Those shirts ain't cheap!

#velcrodates


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Yes, you can buy your Jersey's at Walmart because they are both only good for a year or two.
 
Last year's championship gear is already out of style because we won another championship!

The whole world can't decide which of your coaches is the greatest of all time?

You have to take time to explain to opposing fans that no matter how you slice it your team has more national titles than anyone unless you count Princeton or Yale from the 1800's.

#TideFanproblems
 
I think most of us have at least heard about the long-running hashtag on twitter #firstworldproblems. (If not, do a search...there's plenty of funny there). I thought it might provide a few minutes of off-season laughs to make one of our own: #bamafanproblems - I'll start:

"Man! Bama won another title? Now I have to buy all new stuff with '16' helmets on it! Don't they know that gets expensive??? #bamafanproblems"

Enjoy!

Serious reply: about a month ago, one of the sports stores in the local mall had a really nice Bama jacket with a circular patch that read "15." I told my sons, "I love it, but I'm not getting it because it may be about to get outdated."

:)
 
Double the NCs that Allbarn has in their "storied" history in the past 7 years!!!

Making the argument for both CPB and CNS as the greatest coach of all time!!!

Returning juniors for their senior season because 2nd round draft choice is not good enough!

Knowing the rest of the SEC tried to bring us down, but they are looking up at us now!!!!
 
Should my "Coach Bryant wall" still be bigger than my "Coach Saban wall"?

#bamafanproblems
 
Only getting one year out of championship shirts before they're outdated. Those shirts ain't cheap!

#velcrodates


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Hint: Bama gear is Bama gear. When you wear your Bama gear in public, nobody cares whether it's this year's, last year's or before that. It's enough that you care enough to wear it. The only one who really cares if it's 'dated' is you. RTR
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