Meanwhile, in Florida.

[C Earl]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/man-wounded-in-shooting-in-delray-beach/ndC97/

Nudity, assault on a police officer, face eating, drug use. It's like all of the sunshine state rolled into one story.

 

[seebell]

Face eating is big in Florida.:biggrin2:

 

[TommyMac]

An excellent argument for having a gun permit.

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

I'm guessing Big'un was hopped up on PCP.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Rip nybf

 

[ValuJet]

Sounds like bath salts maybe.

Some of the wilder events take place when the druggies get all nekkid. Not sure what that's about.

 

[Jon]

sounds like the beginning of a decent zombie apocalypse story thought the cop was going to say "he didn't go down till we shot him in the head"

 

[ValuJet]

Drug crazed or not, I bet the nekkid dude wouldn't have eaten this face:

 

[PacadermaTideUs]

OK. Here's the dealio. California's going broke. They're in a major drought. They need water. Florida's got lots of water. Florida's got lots of money. And they've got lots of crazies, at least in half of the state.

I'm just wondering if the two can get together and make some kind of deal. Like maybe Florida could see fit to ship some water and cash out west and California could send us just a little piece of the San Andreas Fault. We wouldn't need much. Just a little slice. We could have it installed right about here:

Then pray for an earthquake. Now look - I don't want anybody hurt. Heck, maybe we could make sure everyone was safe and sheltered, and then actually trigger a quake, like with strategically placed C4. However we have to do it to both keep people safe and somehow cleave the southern half of the state away. Just sever it, like a gangrenous foot. It needs to go, before it infects the rest of the country.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

we all joke but it will not be funny anymore when zombies (walkers) start taking out people and before you know it we have to fight off hoards of walkers and have to take refuge in a prison and fight some walkers as well as some sadistic crazy man that calls himself The Governor.

 

[alabama mike1]

Next time I visit FL. remind me to keep my clothes on in public, don't want any stories written about me.

 

[jthomas666]

Next time I visit FL. remind me to keep my clothes on in public, don't want any stories written about me.

Too late ...