Miami vs Texas A&M

[HammerJammer]

After reading a little on TexAgs we need to go ahead and start a game thread for OU v aTm. OU has been crushing their opponents, aTm is aTm, and Fran made fun of Stoops this past summer for the NCAA trouble they got in. Will OU score 100 on aTm?

 

[lafella]

After reading a little on TexAgs we need to go ahead and start a game thread for OU v aTm. OU has been crushing their opponents, aTm is aTm, and Fran made fun of Stoops this past summer for the NCAA trouble they got in. Will OU score 100 on aTm?

Stoops comeback was better though, I only vote for teams that have earned the right to be in the polls not ranking somebody at 20 who hasn't played a game against anybody yet. Something to that affect was pretty funny.

 

[HammerJammer]

from Texags... Accomplishments of the Fran Era

# Night of Champions - bench pressing is so freaking cool
# Lost to Baylor
# Some scrub white receiver from Iowa State went for 4 touchdowns in Kyle Field.
# When given the opportunity to make a statement hire to turn around the defense, Fran opted for an insurance salesman who runs high school zone defense
# Huge storage barns beside Kyle Field
# Taken to OT in Kyle Field by Baylor
# 77-0. Continous running clock in second half
# Allowed the Longhorns to win a national championship on his watch, and to do so by coming through Kyle Field. NICE!
# [close] games to Northern Montana State and South Texas Western State, or somebody like that, not to mention the Army
# Owned by Bob Stoops
# On the rent-to-own plan with Mike Leach
# Some *** Texas Tech QB that is now a nobody once looked into ther camera while playing A&M and said, we can hang a hundred on them if we want to
# One of the slowest defenses you will see in Division 1 football
# The awesome pass 3 yards short of the first down marker on 3rd down
# Defenses that don't recognize screens
# Quarterbacks that don't know what the playclock is
# Clock management problems that you don't see at most junior high games
# Pass routes where the receivers run into each other
# 8 yard cushions by cornerbacks
# Blitzing when we get off the bus
# Staying committed to smashmouth football when down 24 points with 15 minutes left
# Refusal to use a freak of nature running back for no apparent reason at odd times - 3rd and 2 at the goal line, the entire Miami game, etc.
# Loves field goals
# Baffled by the two point conversion chart
# The Torbush WOW [on national TV]
# Taking a kid that beat the #1 team in the country as a Freshman and turning him into a loser
# Excellent production out of our 5 star recruits. One is really good at Xbox and one is a decoy and blocker.
# On pace to set record for number of decommits in one recruiting class

 

[foley_boy]

from Texags... Accomplishments of the Fran Era

# Night of Champions - bench pressing is so freaking cool
# Lost to Baylor
# Some scrub white receiver from Iowa State went for 4 touchdowns in Kyle Field.
# When given the opportunity to make a statement hire to turn around the defense, Fran opted for an insurance salesman who runs high school zone defense
# Huge storage barns beside Kyle Field
# Taken to OT in Kyle Field by Baylor
# 77-0. Continous running clock in second half
# Allowed the Longhorns to win a national championship on his watch, and to do so by coming through Kyle Field. NICE!
# [close] games to Northern Montana State and South Texas Western State, or somebody like that, not to mention the Army
# Owned by Bob Stoops
# On the rent-to-own plan with Mike Leach
# Some *** Texas Tech QB that is now a nobody once looked into ther camera while playing A&M and said, we can hang a hundred on them if we want to
# One of the slowest defenses you will see in Division 1 football
# The awesome pass 3 yards short of the first down marker on 3rd down
# Defenses that don't recognize screens
# Quarterbacks that don't know what the playclock is
# Clock management problems that you don't see at most junior high games
# Pass routes where the receivers run into each other
# 8 yard cushions by cornerbacks
# Blitzing when we get off the bus
# Staying committed to smashmouth football when down 24 points with 15 minutes left
# Refusal to use a freak of nature running back for no apparent reason at odd times - 3rd and 2 at the goal line, the entire Miami game, etc.
# Loves field goals
# Baffled by the two point conversion chart
# The Torbush WOW [on national TV]
# Taking a kid that beat the #1 team in the country as a Freshman and turning him into a loser
# Excellent production out of our 5 star recruits. One is really good at Xbox and one is a decoy and blocker.
# On pace to set record for number of decommits in one recruiting class

impressive...how'd we let that guy get away. I don't know if we'll ever recover

 

[sabanball]

wow dude you nailed it

 

[rollntider]

thank you A&M

 

[JPT4Bama]

I admit I enjoy fRan humiliation as much as the next guy, but..I am getting tired of watching the Aggies suffer through yet another embarrasing season because I know how much it hurts Bebes.

I hope Coach Stallings will finally be allowed the satisfaction of showing this fraud the door at the end of this season!

 

[Vinny]

I saw the replay this morning at the gym. Wow, I didn't think Miami could have won that game. Nice job. I bet it will be a long flight back to College Station.

 

[crimsonaudio]

Ruh-roh, we might see another one of these:

Considering how bad A&M looks and how good OU looks, then taking into account Fran's shots at OU/Stoops at the beginning of the season, I doubt Stoops will call off the dogs on this one. Seriously, OU might score 100...

 

[derek4tide]

Will they fire Carl Torbush again for this loss?

 

[alatider]

Don't you just love it? Fran is ranked. Gets beat by an unranked team. Fans are turning against him. Even the ESPN announcers are saying that Fran will be feeling some "heat".

 

[Crimson Cat]

What was the deal with half the A&M team having their jerseys out- it looked really sloppy (along with their play). Is this not usually penalized after a play or two if not tucked in? Very, very sloppy looking.

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

WHOOP-ED!!!

Nice job aggies.

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

Miami is thankful for ESPN.

Without them and tv, noone would know they have a football program in South Florida. They certainly have no fans at the storied Orange Bowl.

They better think about moving to the high school stadium so it won't look so bad.

Miami leads the nation in apparel sales. Unfortunately, most of their clients are either arrested or found dead in them.

 

[Bad Pony]

The pic on this thread is hilarious.

Don't Tase Me Bro

 

[HammerJammer]

more of Fran's accomplishments at aTm

• We had those COOL maroon spirit rubber bands that really helped bring the team together
• Coach's use of a Disney move starring Kurt Russell to fire up the team
• That year we took the names off the jerseys, so we couldn't tell who was getting burned or pancaked
• Newfound interest in NFL Draft - We now can watch the first day of the NFL draft, not because any Aggie would ever be chosen, but to see more Aggie highlights of guys like Adrian Peterson, Larry Fitzgerald, and Kevin Jones torching us!
• Apologizing for not having the team ready for a bowl game, *twice*
• Best OLB recruit in the country develops into an extremely slow undrafted MLB
• QB and WR talk him out of punting for the loss during a timeout against BU
• Wearing the lei at the Holiday Bowl inspires team to quit in the 2nd half
• Attempts to become the first coach ever to mount a comeback with 3 field goals in the last 8 minutes of a game
• team awards during spring training for "most improved" at every position
• team awards at team banquet for 'best xx' every position

I feel bad for Torbush, he's coaching 1-AA now.