I will agree with you about Super Bowl V (Cowboys - Colts). That was one UGLY football game. Turnover upon turnover and "weird plays" on top of that.
I was a huge Leroy Jordan fan. It was a kick in the gut as a kid to lose that game.
Way back on the morning of Super Bowl 19, ESPN played nine hours of those Super Bowl highlights shows starting with SB 1 (2 per hour times 9 hours equals 18). Of course, the day of Super Bowl 19, the pregame show was only about 2 hours long - if that. At that time, they had not filmed all those Steve Sabol intros so NBC sportscaster Jim Simpson introduced each video. That particular morning was one of the better ones with my Dad as he got to see some of those highlight films for the first time since the game had been played.
Simpson set up Super Bowl V and then said something like, "Not one of the better Super Bowls despite the close score." And Dad, who was in Vietnam when he saw it, agreed. He said, "You see a 16-13 game that ends on a game-winning field goal and you think it's great, but it was an awful game," and the late Paul Zimmerman of SI said the same basic thing.
The game had:
-11 turnovers
- 5 of those in the fourth quarter
- the winning team had 7, still a record (how the hell do you win a ballgame with 7 turnovers???)
- the Colts lost their QB - Hall of Famer Johnny Unitas - before halftime
-- the Colts' first TD was a controversial play sorta like the Immaculate Reception (2 years later) where the ball was tipped and John Mackey went for a then record 75-yard TD pass
- after that incredible play, the guy who kicked the FG to win later had his PAT blocked
- Earl Morrall, who was the goat of SB 3 for missing Jimmy Orr, threw a pick in the end zone to Howley
- on a razzle dazzle play that only Gus Malzahn would ever try in a big game, the running back threw a bomb to the receiver, who on his way to the end zone had the ball knocked loose in a play similar to the Mark Ingram fumble in the 2010 Iron Bowl and with the same result
- Bubba Smith refused to wear the ring because the play was so bad
- Colts Coach Don McCafferty was asked what should be on the ring - like "Excellence" or "Attitude" or whatever, and he said, "Thank God"