Report: O.J. Depressed To The Point Of Starving Himself To Death

[CajunCrimson]

 

[Catfish]

Starvation, huh? I guess he's pacing himself.

Well, he doesn't want to be a fanatic about it.

 

[ValuJet]

Wait! Juice was boffing Mama Kardashian?

Wow!

 

[dayhiker]

Dennis Miller put this on FB yesterday: "OJ is starving himself to death. Finally he gets serious about punishing the real killer. #hurryup"

 

[willie52]

We should be so lucky.

 

[Bodhisattva]

OJ fathered Chewbacca?

 

[twofbyc]

His punishment was excessive, even worse when found he was actually right. He was only getting things that were actually his. So in this case, he's, in my opinion, innocent.


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Kinda like what he did with Nicole...

 

[Probius]

Couldn't happen to a better man...

 

[twofbyc]

Is he dead yet?

 

[bamabelle1991]

Peace Out, OJ!!

 

[mikes12]

If he don't get a snack, he ain't doing jack.
If he don' get a meal, he's gonna keel.
If he don't consume, we must entomb.

 

[Catfish]

Is he dead yet?

Yeah, can we sign up for an alert or something?