Ryan Mallett invented...(let's have fun)

[WKURainwater]

Ryan Mallett invented the touchdown.

 

[s744]

Re: Ryan Mallet invented...(let's have fun)

Ryan Mallett also invented the "no lips" syndrome and the Bad Haircut.

He didn't invent it but he was the 2009 winner of the National Ugly Tie contest...

Mallet looks a little like Jim Carrey

 

[IH8Orange]

Re: Ryan Mallet invented...(let's have fun)

Mallet looks a little like Jim Carrey

Judge: "Who did this to you?"

"A madman your honor, a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope."

Judge: "What did he look like?"

"About 6'6", 200lbs, big teeth, kinda gangly."

 

[UAB-CT]

Farm Aid..... what it's true

 

[Probius]

Ryan Mallett invented the original poster to this thread.

 

[TheCrimsonLiver]

The Gingivitis guy from the movie Hellraiser.

 

[Ntmad8r]

Ryan Mallet invented the term "Its A BlowOut in Arkansas The Tide Is Rolling" by throwing 3 pick 6's and wearing out their defense by not being able to make a 1st down and giving the ball back to Bama.

 

[CrimsonBleedRed]

Ryan Mallett invented the Greg Hardy pajamas that Tim Tebow wore during his college days.

 

[TideRollsInPa]

ryan mallett invented the multiple interception game. ryan mallett invented CNS defensive gameplan today. RTR

 

[GMacFan]

Ryan Mallet invented hype. He did not, however, invent his own hype. Over-zealous Arkansas fans, poor defenses, and the media did.

 

[rolltidewin]

He invented Arkansas :rolleye2:

 

[Tug Tide]

"The Most Interesting Man on the Planet"

invented Ryan Mallet, who then invented "Big Play" Dre!!!!

 

[AlofBama]

....the way to move your feet as good as " Drew Breeze"...according to Gary on CBS. What a bafoon! Breeze has a SB ring. Mallet folds when someone gets in his face.

 

[Bama Reb]

....the way to move your feet as good as " Drew Breeze"...according to Gary on CBS. What a bafoon! Breeze has a SB ring. Mallet folds when someone gets in his face.

I think the phrase used was "Even Drew Brees doesn't have footwork that good". What a crock of media BS!! Mallet has a long, long way to go before he can be talked about in the same sentence as any NFL QB, much less Drew Brees.. :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[CajunCrimson]

Ryan Mallett invented whiney baby, crying, in a 6'7" body......

the difference between him and McElroy are amazing......Greg takes shots, never complains to the refs......and is in total control of his team.

We have the better QB of the two.

Can you imagine Mallett getting hit by Ray Lewis next year? They might have to use a spatula to get him off the turf

 

[trenda]

Ryan Mallet invented the glass jaw . . .

 

[Lou_Holtz]

Ryan Mallett invented Al Gore.

 

[Vegas4Bama]

:BigA::BigA:Ryan Mallett is a "freak"! .......and I don't mean it in a good way either!

Such a cry baby, if you noticed, each and every time a Bama guy even touched him, he went over to the ref to complain about the hit on him, each and every time...........

Glass jaw? Yes! That's what Mr. Freaky-Frankenstein "experiment-gone-bad" QB is..........he looks like he was put together wrong, too many chromosomes or somethin or other gone wrong.......just stacked up to say 6'6"/6'7" or whatever he is today........and then told he could be a candidate for the Heisman trophy???

What's wrong with this picture??? lol

RTR!:BigA:

 

[ArkyTider]

Re: Ryan Mallet invented...(let's have fun)

Please tell me that I was not the only one that noticed his dramatic acting anytime he was hit and on the ground. Holding his arm making an ugly face even uglier. lol
What a goob!