Funny: Satire - Christian Couple Maintains Abstinence Through First Two Years of Marriage

[RTR91]

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Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely.

“If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards,” Darla says.

They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain.

The website is a satire, so no one should get worked up over the article.

 

[Bamabuzzard]

Well, as a "good" Christian brother should do I would venture back into the old testament and offer to take care of the "isshuh" for my dear brother if he ever felt weak and couldn't resist his wife. Isn't that what "good" Christian brothers are for? :biggrin2:

 

[TideEngineer08]

Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.

LOL