One time I met that dang Murphy guy.
I tried to punch him in the face. As luck would have it, just as I was stepping into the punch, I happened to plant my foot on some marbles some kid had left lying about causing me to stumble.
I fell over against the railing at the edge of the balcony. Amazingly enough, there were two bolts in the entire length of the railing that had become loose - the two holding the section of the railing against which I fell.
The railing gave way and I tumbled over the edge, falling into the seats below and breaking both of my arms and my legs.
And I didn't even land a glancing blow.
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