UK: Woman's 7 inch sex toy nightmare

[Displaced Bama Fan]

You all know you missed these stories from me.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/06/teachers-sex-toy-nightmare

And let me say, I'm willing to offer future assistance with no artificial devices.

 

[Bamaro]

You all know you missed these stories from me.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/06/teachers-sex-toy-nightmare

You're on a roll today!

 

[Catfish]

A sex shop has offered her a replacement toy.

Hopefully, a model with a leash on it.

 

[TideEngineer08]

"The doctors were really good - they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief," she said

They do???

You people are doing it wrong.

 

[MattinBama]

 

[92tide]

Hopefully, a model with a leash on it.

you try to save a few bucks by going for the base model without the flange ...

 

[CharminTide]

Woman's 7 inch sex toy

Sounds like the training model?

 

[seebell]

You all know you missed these stories from me.

Darn sure did! My blood pressure has been down since you've been gone but so has the entertainment value!

 

[Jon]

They do???

You people are doing it wrong.

I have a couple ER nurses in my family and yes they do, all the time

 

[92tide]

Hopefully, a model with a leash on it.

maybe she moved on from the thumb before she was ready. kids these days have no patience

 

[Bama Reb]

They do???

You people are doing it wrong.

Of course. You don't watch "Sex sent me to the ER"? You're missing some funny stuff!

 

[92tide]

I have a couple ER nurses in my family and yes they do, all the time

a girlfriend of one of the guys that runs with us on friday nights does imaging at an e.r. and she has told some great stories about this type of thing.

 

[AV8N]

I have a couple ER nurses in my family and yes they do, all the time

They were probably surprised she fessed up to how it got there and didn't blame it on falling down or something.

http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/

 

[JBama_in_PCOLA]

Um, guarantee that wasn't the only thing that went up in her to get that thing stuff. Seeing how much one can take is a dangerous game to play.


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[Catfish]

They were probably surprised she fessed up to how it got there and didn't blame it on falling down or something.

http://metro.co.uk/2008/10/31/vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum-95117/

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

Sounds like the training model?

uke:

 

[MattinBama]

Sounds like the training model?

 

[RTR91]

They do???

You people are doing it wrong.

One of my mom's coworkers at a previous hospital had a patient come into the ER with a potato. Come to find out the potato had some sprouts on it, too.

 

[TideEngineer08]

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

 

[tidegrandpa]

One of my mom's coworkers at a previous hospital had a patient come into the ER with a potato. Come to find out the potato had some sprouts on it, too.

Wife was a claims rep supervisor at Prudential in Dallas. Turned down an ambulance ride claim for a pair of folks stuck together and something regarding a barber strap.