What will Aubrun name for Tubs if he leaves

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They've got Jordan-Hare stadium
They've got Dat Dye field

What will they name after Tubs when he leaves? (After all, he won the people's national chamionship! :biggrin: )


I'm thinking the concession stands will all start selling roasted EARS of corn on the cob and calling them 'Tubbies'
 
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I think they should name the part of the scoreboard that shows how many timeouts awBarn has in the half, especially since he seems to be sitting on timeouts when his team is trailing.
 
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They should put a sign on the team outhouse "The Tommy Tuberville Pine Box", please deposit your opinion of coach T inside.
 
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The Audubon Society will place a marker in front of the tree on Toomer's Corner, saluting Tubs' actions to protect the tree. The marker will read:

"The National Audubon Society thanks former Auburn Head Football Coach Thomas Tuberville for his attempts to protect this well-known and well-loved tree. Each win and subsequent covering of this tree with toilet paper threatened its very life. By his incompetence and ineptitude, Tuberville greatly decreased the number of wins by the Auburn football team and, thus, allowed the tree to live.

Mother Earth and her children salute you, Coach Tuberville."
 
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I am hoping they rename the Tiger Paw at Toomer's Corner. They could call it Thomas Hawley 'Tubbs' Tuberville Tiger Paw' Victory Intersection at Toomer's Corner. After all that was the site of his greatest achievement. That is were they held the Auburn People's Choice National Championship Parade and Trophy Ceremony.

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They would have to put two paws in the intersection one with four fingers and a thumb and one with just the index finger. That would pay tribute to his second greatest achievement at Auburn.

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Probably some sort of spring award such as:

The Tommy Tuberville....

  • I Like to Chop Block Award
  • I Passed Sociology Award
  • Best Punch Delivered to a Teammate During a Scrimmage Award
  • I Got Beat to A Pulp During Practice Award
  • I Likes to Walk in "Arm in Arm" Award
  • Kid with Character Award
 
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