Elton John is a real sicko!

[jthomas666]

How common do you suppose 33 year old unmarried men in Israel were?
Who hung out with other unmarried men and women of scandalous reputation?
And whose best friend was "the disciple Jesus loved"

But remember, that was really Mary Magdalene.

 

[stlimprov]

Oh...I thought this was going to be a discussion of the crime against nature known as "Candle in the Wind".

 

[CharminTide]

He always appeared rather girly and effiminate in those portraits of him on the wall in the Southern Baptist church I attended when I was growing up.

Yep, just look at these bedroom eyes:

I think Sir Elton raises a valid question: WWJD? That is, Who Would Jesus Do?

 

[Rasputin]

It amazes me how rampant blasphemy has become these days...

 

[It's On A Slab]

Oh...I thought this was going to be a discussion of the crime against nature known as "Candle in the Wind".

"Don't Let Your Sun Go Down On Me" was a big hit for him back in the 1970s.

Some people misheard the lyrics. Or the song's title.

 

[CharminTide]

It amazes me how rampant blasphemy has become these days...

Date Jesus - Jesus seeks loving woman

He did preach to love thy neighbor, not to love thy neighbor of thine opposite sex. So according to Gospel, Jesus can be presumed to swing both ways. Which is really the most open-minded approach I'd say.

 

[bamapride79]

I believe the lyrical master Marshal Mathers said it best.


"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

 

[happytidefan]

Well this thread is going to go places.

Truer words have never been spoken....

:eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2:

 

[happytidefan]

So now I'm going to say another prayer....Forgive me Father, for I knew not what I was doing. In my mind's eye, I thought this thread would glorify the Father. I thought....well, it doesn't matter now what I thought.

 

[bayoutider]

So now I'm going to say another prayer....Forgive me Father, for I knew not what I was doing. In my mind's eye, I thought this thread would glorify the Father. I thought....well, it doesn't matter now what I thought.

On this board? I don't know if I can stop laughing.

 

[92tide]

It amazes me how rampant blasphemy has become these days...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_hlMK7tCks]link[/ame]

 

[jthomas666]

link

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

 

[RTR_UA#1]

It's really sad that so many people that post negative things about Jesus on this board are going to Hell. Jesus loves you NOT in a Homosexual way but in an Eternal saving way. May God have mercy on your souls.

 

[92tide]

It's really sad that so many people that post negative things about Jesus on this board are going to Hell.

did he tell you that?

 

[It's On A Slab]

Heaven's gonna have Fred Nuggent riding a big white horse, firing a heavenly tommy gun in each hand, separating the wheat from the chafe.

"This here's the Book o' Life! Wango tango, great white buffalo!"

:biggrin:

 

[RamJamHam]

Slab, surely you know that there would be vinegar at the top of the wine barrel, not water.

 

[It's On A Slab]

Slab, surely you know that there would be vinegar at the top of the wine barrel, not water.

Well, I probably wouldn't have known that then. At the time, it was the justification for my admonition to not drink wine. But when you're 16 years old, and MD 20 20 involved, it's probably a good idea to tell a kid any lie to keep him from harming himself further.

 

[bayoutider]

Heaven's gonna have Fred Nuggent riding a big white horse, firing a heavenly tommy gun in each hand, separating the wheat from the chafe.

"This here's the Book o' Life! Wango tango, great white buffalo!"

:biggrin:

When did Ted change his name to Fred?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aSglGw88U]Linky[/ame]

 

[RTR_UA#1]

Another shame is that children of todays culture have lost touch with the fact that God is standing in judgement of the world and soon he will hold ALL accountable for their actions.
You can believe that or NOT.

Sorry, that's just the way it is.

 

[RTR_UA#1]

did he tell you that?

Read the Bible my friend.

Or better yet, Go to Church and have someone do it for you.