Heath Evans is not a happy boog, you guys

[GulfCoastTider]

not meaning to hi-jack or anything or maybe the mods can start this in a new thread, as much as the burning of the barn is a beautiful thing, I don't want it to burn too fast...I kind of like chiz right where he is. I was thinking, if they implode this year and clean house and then come after our Kirby that would suck....and what would he do ?

I doubt CKS is dumb enough to take up residence at a program where he has to go against his mentor, especially given the disadvantages that are built in over there.

However, I agree on the "slow burn." I don't want to see a single-season, Dubosian Implosion over there. I'd rather see Chizik win eight games each year for a few years. That's just long enough for Petrino to do his penance and find a job at another school. Kentucky or Ole Miss, or something.

Not that I'm worried at ALL about Petrino at the barn. I just don't want them to have any semblance of hope, whatsoever. Petrino would at least bring them hope.

Instead of having them hopeful, I want their football lives to be miserable. I want to see them average the eight or so wins they have always averaged with no hope of ever climbing out of a shadow that just seems to keep growing.

 

[liquidvengeance]

I doubt CKS is dumb enough to take up residence at a program where he has to go against his mentor, especially given the disadvantages that are built in over there.

However, I agree on the "slow burn." I don't want to see a single-season, Dubosian Implosion over there. I'd rather see Chizik win eight games each year for a few years. That's just long enough for Petrino to do his penance and find a job at another school. Kentucky or Ole Miss, or something.

Not that I'm worried at ALL about Petrino at the barn. I just don't want them to have any semblance of hope, whatsoever. Petrino would at least bring them hope.

Instead of having them hopeful, I want their football lives to be miserable. I want to see them average the eight or so wins they have always averaged with no hope of ever climbing out of a shadow that just seems to keep growing.

Couldnt have said it any better. I want to see their program in the gutter and then we'll finally see "how great it is to be an awburn booger".

 

[Crimson1967]

My hope is if they fire Chizik that Charles Barkley pushes them to hire a black coach and they go with Trooper Taylor.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

My hope is if they fire Chizik that Charles Barkley pushes them to hire a black coach and they go with Trooper Taylor.

I don't see that. I think Dye is smart enough to see him as a clown...

 

[Crimson1967]

I don't see that. I think Dye is smart enough to see him as a clown...

Well, a guy can dream......

No, I doubt anyone would give him a head job outside of a desperate MAC team or maybe a HBCU

 

[gmoney]

I doubt they would come after CKS. And if they did, they would be chasing a Georgia graduate and a current Alabama assistant. Not sure he'd be all too interested in Auburn.

hate to say it but the coach they love the most was exactly what you described.

 

[russtang]

I don't see that. I think Dye is smart enough to see him as a clown...

Charles Barkley or Trooper Taylor?






























Trick question

 

[Bama By Birth]

Charles Barkley or Trooper Taylor?






























Trick question

I see what you did there. Oh, that was good!

 

[CapstoneTider]

I'd rather see Chizik win eight games each year for a few years. That's just long enough for Petrino to do his penance and find a job at another school. Kentucky or Ole Miss, or something.

I know they have a little optimism over the first game, but a couple of the beat writer's for the Tennessean believe that the Vols would not be afraid to hire Petrino, so they could beat Auburn to the punch.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Charles Barkley or Trooper Taylor?
Trick question

LOL!

 

[Ole Man Dan]

I doubt they would come after CKS. And if they did, they would be chasing a Georgia graduate and a current Alabama assistant. Not sure he'd be all too interested in Auburn.

The bright spots for uɹnqnɐ is that 'Trooper' would be gone.
uɹnqnɐ might hire a coach with teeth too...

 

[Florida Tom]

With some of the glowing comments about Van whatever, who was coaching these kids to pull off helements? Just a question because I do not believe they were smart enough to figure it out on their own.

 

[mhiggy45]

hate to say it but the coach they love the most was exactly what you described.

you are exactly right, Patrick Dye