New Jersey Approve Measure Outlawing Sex With Animals...

[selmaborntidefan]

poor seebell.....



http://6abc.com/…/nj-lawmakers-approve-measure-outl…/729523/


The New Jersey state Senate unanimously approved a measure that would bar people from having sexual contact with animals.

The vote on Monday was 35-0.

State law now prohibits torturing or neglecting animals. The new measure would add any sexual contact to the list of prohibitions.

The bill designates bestiality as a fourth-degree criminal offense, punishable by 18 months in prison, a fine of $10,000 or both.

It will now go to Gov. Chris Christie for his consideration.

The Assembly unanimously passed an identical measure last June.





(I'm tempted to insert a line about how Christie has to be celibate because he's a whale.....)

 

[crimsonaudio]

(I'm tempted to insert a line about how Christie has to be celibate because he's a whale.....)

I'm surprised you'd go there.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

I'd wondered about the effect on CC, since he only lacks the blow hole, but you beat me to it. Wait! does he really lack a "blow hole?"

 

[DzynKingRTR]

they are just now making this a law?

 

[selmaborntidefan]

I'm surprised you'd go there.

Why? I think Christie is a joke.

However - I guess if we're referring to my own former rotundity, you do have a point.
(Come to think of it, you have a point on my own celibacy, too).


I only picked on Christie because, well, its Jersey. And I don't really care for him (I think he's a faux conservative).

 

[selmaborntidefan]

they are just now making this a law?

Gotta get ready for that post-SCOTUS approval of SSM.

 

[crimsonaudio]

I guess if we're referring to my own former rotundity, you do have a point.

Yah, that was the reference. Just seemed surprising.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Yah, that was the reference. Just seemed surprising.

That's fine. I don't usually go there. Someone told me I was going to be a jerk towards fat people - in fact, it's just the opposite. But yeah, you do have a point, but CC makes an easy target (that was NOT another one btw).

 

[AV8N]

35-0 because nobody wanted to be the guy who was FOR bestiality.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

35-0 because nobody wanted to be the guy who was FOR bestiality.

Bipartisanship at its best!!!!

Er, beast!!!!

 

[seebell]

There goes government trying to restrict our personal freedoms again!

 

[selmaborntidefan]

There goes government trying to restrict our personal freedoms again!

LIKE!!!

(Every time I see one of these my mind goes back to Lewis Grizzard's joke with the punch line, "Damn, brother, I don't believe I'da told that!")

 

[dvldog]

Does Alabama have a similar law cause this would have a huge impact on The Plains.

 

[Tidewater]

35-0 because nobody wanted to be the guy who was FOR bestiality.

Finland legalized zoophilia in 1971, it appears by positive statute, not some weird court ruling. (Yeah, out of morbid curiosity, I check wikipedia. I'm probably on some government list now). Ew. How'd you like to have that vote on your voting record?
For the record of the law enforcement community reading this, I am vehemently and categorically opposed to bestiality.

 

[seebell]

Finland legalized zoophilia in 1971, it appears by positive statute, not some weird court ruling. (Yeah, out of morbid curiosity, I check wikipedia. I'm probably on some government list now). Ew. How'd you like to have that vote on your voting record?
For the record of the law enforcement community reading this, I am vehemently and categorically opposed to bestiality.

Hey TW, shouldn't that be in blue? :biggrin:

 

[Tidewater]

Hey TW, shouldn't that be in blue? :biggrin:

Uh, no. I'm neither a Democrat nor an Auburn grad.

I just had this mental image in my mind of the Finnish legislature on one fine day in 1971, when someone rose from his chair and said, "Mr. Speaker, I rise to propose a bill..."
The amazing thing is that his peers seem to have gone along with it: "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea..."
SMH

 

[crimsonaudio]

Uh, no. I'm neither a Democrat nor an Auburn grad.

I just had this mental image in my mind of the Finnish legislature on one fine day in 1971, when someone rose from his chair and said, "Mr. Speaker, I rise to propose a bill..."
The amazing thing is that his peers seem to have gone along with it: "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea..."
SMH

Why do you hate freedom?

 

[bama579]

Does Alabama have a similar law cause this would have a huge impact on The Plains.

The DKEs would use their contacts and power - especially those at the Capstone - to squash this sort of law. :smile:

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Finland legalized zoophilia in 1971, it appears by positive statute, not some weird court ruling. (Yeah, out of morbid curiosity, I check wikipedia. I'm probably on some government list now). Ew. How'd you like to have that vote on your voting record?
For the record of the law enforcement community reading this, I am vehemently and categorically opposed to bestiality.

"Hey! Look! That doe over there is really sexy!" I've known several Finns and almost all of them were on the nutty side. I know I'm going to offend some with this, but I read an interesting article on it a few years back. Although the Sami (Lapps) and Finns don't look alike at all, their languages are closely related, being in the Altaic family. However, Finns resemble each other much more than the Scandinavians, although they also tend towards blondness. Unlike the majority of Scandinavians, they tend to be brachycephalic (round-headed) rather than dolichocephalic (long skulled) like the Scandinavians. (Because of this head shape, they have earned the pejorative nickname of "blockheads.") Their genetic haplogroups, though, resemble that of the Scandinavians, rather than those of the Sami, and are much more homogenetic than Scandinavians. This collection of facts led this author to postulate that the Finns went through a severe population bottle-neck and came under the influence and control of the Sami and adopted the Sami language (changed over the years, of course). When this happens, the odds of magnification of undesirable traits in the resulting population. I've bounced this off some Swedish friends, and, after thought, they've agreed that there's something to it.

I've noticed some of these effects in some of the valleys in Switzerland, where there are frequently only a handful of family names. (Within their areas, most of them can tell where a family's origin is just from hearing the name.) I've noticed that there seem to be more people there with birth defects and the first MR institute in the world was built in Switzerland in 1841. We have a neighbor/friend whose family is from Lake Thun by Interlaken. First time I was over there with my wife (I had been there before, but before becoming friends with this neighbor), I finally commented "Do all these people look like Roger?" She said she had already noticed it. This is quite a departure from zoophilia and the Finns, but I thought it might be interesting to some...

 

[CrankyFranky]

For the record of the law enforcement community reading this, I am vehemently and categorically opposed to bestiality.

I've had some slump busters that were borderline. I'm just sayin'.