A few things that aren't being considered about the hiring of Coach Oats:
1) He can take over the concession sales at Coleman to help raise money to build a new arena
2) He can tutor all the players in their math classes
3) Free throw shooting should improve dramatically given Coach Oats background in advanced math. It's all about angles, force, gravity, and stuff like that. I'm sure we will see players taking their time at the free throw line as they run through the calculation in the heads: free throw = cosine squared plus the tangent times gravity divided by two plus force. I believe Einstein first came up with this general formula and then later Dr. Naismith perfected it. As they get better at doing this math in their head it will go more quickly so we need to be patient early on. I predict free throw shooting should go up to 80% for the entire team, perhaps even more.
4) Players nutrition should improve because I'm sure they will be eating more oats instead of pop tarts for breakfast.
Have I left anything out?
1) He can take over the concession sales at Coleman to help raise money to build a new arena
2) He can tutor all the players in their math classes
3) Free throw shooting should improve dramatically given Coach Oats background in advanced math. It's all about angles, force, gravity, and stuff like that. I'm sure we will see players taking their time at the free throw line as they run through the calculation in the heads: free throw = cosine squared plus the tangent times gravity divided by two plus force. I believe Einstein first came up with this general formula and then later Dr. Naismith perfected it. As they get better at doing this math in their head it will go more quickly so we need to be patient early on. I predict free throw shooting should go up to 80% for the entire team, perhaps even more.
4) Players nutrition should improve because I'm sure they will be eating more oats instead of pop tarts for breakfast.
Have I left anything out?