By and large, the UMC pastors are better than that. They're certainly more intellectual, but you can get stinkers too, and you take whatever the bishop sends you. Most people who stay in the UMC just change churches, which I've done a couple of times. My all time favorite, and a close friend, had to struggle with school, he was so dyslexic. In fact, he managed to graduate HS without being able to read or write and was recruited to Bama as a tackle (back when standards were much lower). After a couple of weeks, Coach Bryant called him in and said "Son, you can't read, can you?" He broke down in tears and confessed. Coach called Charley Pell at Jax and he transferred there and played there. In the meantime, he married an angel, who taught him to read and write and he proceeded to graduate from Jax State and cum laude from Emory School of Theology. In his youth, he had been placed in a class of special needs kids, because they thought he was just cognitively challenged. He had a lifelong passion for special needs kids and worked numerous camps for them. I've told this before, but several of us went to see "Inglorious Bastards," and the only seats left were front row. A large part of that film was in German and, from our seats, the subtitles ran from side to side of the screen. You had to swivel your head to read them. Larry's dyslexia couldn't cope with it, so I ended up having to translate the German to him in a whisper. His sermons were down to earth and folksy, too much so for some. Naturally, he delivered them totally without notes, from the floor down in front, not from the pulpit...