Bizarre headlines in the news II

A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed in to retrieve her Apple Watch and became trapped. The woman, whose name was not released, lowered herself inside the toilet after dropping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bagley Township, state police said Wednesday.

"If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area" state police said in a release

Darn good advice IMO
People have died, falling into septic tanks...
 
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Florida Police Investigating After Alligator Was Seen Carrying Dead Human Body Down Street

Officers discovered the remains of a deceased adult in the waterway near a 13-foot, 8.5-inch male alligator ....

The dead body had been found in a waterway located near Ridgecrest Park in Pinellas County, according to the outlet, which has a 5-acre lake and has been known for alligator sightings. According to Bay News 9, that is also near the location where a 47-year-old man had died in an alligator-related incident while looking for Frisbees and other discs in the water.

"I would’ve never dreamt that an alligator would be in this area," Terri Williams told Fox 13 Tampa Bay.


Um, Terri, why would that never occur to you? Just like one should assume that every gun is loaded, one's default should be that every body of water in Florida has an alligator. Just safer that way.
 
A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed in to retrieve her Apple Watch and became trapped. The woman, whose name was not released, lowered herself inside the toilet after dropping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bagley Township, state police said Wednesday.

"If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area" state police said in a release

Darn good advice IMO

People should stay in their own lane and let Darwin do his work.
 
In this Global News exclusive, Colin Inglis describes the night his nephew, Doug Inglis, and Jenny Gusse, both 62, from Lethbridge, Alta., died in the bear attack alongside their dog in the wilderness of Banff National Park. The longtime couple, he said, was on a weeklong backpacking trip in the area and had been checking in daily with him and Gusse’s mother. Colin detailed how he learned of what happened, revealing that an S.O.S. alert from the couple came to his attention with a harrowing and final message from the couple. Theorizing the bear ambush, Colin believes the bear ambushed caught his nephew Doug, and wife Jenny while they were reading in their tent.

 

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