I won't.
Who is the big name they're going to hire - and oh yeah, who could they have hired other than Saban or Meyer in 2017 who had the cache and reputation of Fisher?
Fisher won a national championship with presumably less advantages, went to Aggie-ville, and he didn't do as well as Sumlin despite the #1 recruiting class in the country.
The following coaches are the ones still living who have already won an FBS national championship:
John Robinson - he's 88
Danny Ford - he's 75 and hasn't coached in over 25 years
Barry Switzer - 86 and hasn't coached college in 35 years
Jimmy Johnson - he's 80 and hasn't coached college since Reagan was in office
Lou Holth - 86 and long out of the game
Dennis Erickson - he's 76 and flopped everywhere but Miami
Bill McCartney - he's 83, hasn't coached in 30 years, and he's suffering from Alzheimer's
Bobby Ross - 86, a fluke title, and 2 games over .500 in his career
Gene Stallings - 87 and they already fired him once
Tom Osborne - 86 and hasn't coached in over 25 years
Steve Spurrier - 78 and quit in the middle of the season last time he saw an SEC schedule
Lloyd Carr - 78 and lost to App State his last season, out of the game since before the market crash
Phil Fulmer - 73, and he ain't doing it
Bob Stoops - yes, he left Oklahoma after years of not winning a title and has just been waiting to get into the SEC and face angry old folks at his old program.
Larry Coker - he's 75 and inherited his monster, couldn't do jack at Miami later
Jim Tressel - he's 70, an Ohio native, he ain't moving down there
ACTIVE COACHES
Nick Saban - uh, yeah.....amazing he's only a year younger than Fulmer.....
Pete Carroll - he's about six weeks older than Saban and ain't going back to college
Mack Brown - damn, I could see this happening.....

, but he's older than Saban by about 2 months
Urban Meyer - trust me, he's got better offers than College Station if he wants them
Les Miles - this guy is radioactive and just turned 70; I can see him taking it but why would they want him?
Gene Chizik - uh yeah
Dabo Swinney - Dabo isn't going to a league where he's going to face Saban or Smart yearly and sometimes both.
Ed Orgeron - see Gene Chizik comment
Kirby Smart - you don't leave your home school with a dynasty in vogue and go to the unknown
Jimbo Fisher - the most aTm move in history would be to hire Fisher to replace Fisher and give him even more money.
We have established that about the only coach IN THEORY aTm could hire who has won a title is Dabo, which I don't see happening.
They're gonna hire a no name for this job.