AL-FL Haiku/Senryu thread

[CoolBreeze]

This one rules!

Saturday at six,
Urban is heard whimpering,
Mike is my daddy.

Way too cool:cool2:

 

[JPT4Bama]

This has been by far
the freakiest thread I have
seen and it scares me:

 

[IH8Orange]

This has been by far
the freakiest thread I have
seen and it scares me:

Fear not, JPT
Haiku generation is
completely harmless

 

[holaw002]

Afternoon begins,
The Swamp rises to their feet,
In fear of defeat.

Repeat of last year,
When half has been played
Urban has nothing to say

The game is well fought
Tied late in the fourth quarter
Bama's back in order

Wilson throws it deep,
Brown's got it as Wilson rolls,
"Money" nails Field Goal.

Bama wins by two,
Crimson White wins in The Swamp,
No more Gator Chomp.

 

[rizolltizide]

Endeavor in vain
Urban invented Haiku
Challenge is futile

Nicely done.

 

[THE BAMA IRISHMAN]

The Gators think they are winners
instead of steak they have to eat
weiners.

The Tide has finally arrived in time to
show the country what it means to
be on a natural high.

Revenge is on the gators minds but
BAMA leaves and the orange and
blue just cry and cry, OH why.

 

[IH8Orange]

Urban Meyer smells
Juicy Fruit gum and then feels
hot breath on his back

Tapping on shoulder
When shall my boy take over?
asks Tim Tebow's dad

As a shark waiting
for frenzied thrashing to loosen
one tasty morsel

Tebow waits silent
The afternoon sun highlights
ochre on his nose

Dukes grabs another
Leak approaches Meyer while
Tebow grabs helmet

 

[JPT4Bama]

Fear not, JPT
Haiku generation is
completely harmless

What is scary is
how proficient you all are
at Haiku whoa dude

 

[Bama Lee]

You have produced a limerick. It is a rhyme scheme with "aabba".

I actually knew.... I guess it was a poor attempt at humor!

 

[stlimprov]

Just as long as there are no villanelles!



If you want to write villanelles you need to start another thread.

 

[cbi1972]

Just as long as there are no villanelles!



If you want to write villanelles you need to start another thread.

Naaaaah.

The Crimson Tide rolls.
The crowd ceases to roar.
The Gators drop in polls.

Darby hits his holes
and pushes in to score.
The Gators drop in polls.

Forget the missed field goals.
Here comes win number four.
The Crimson Tide rolls.

Castille, three balls he stole,
and here he gets one more.
The Gators drop in polls.

Leak reprises his role
and wakes up feeling sore.
The Crimson Tide rolls.

Downfield Hall and Brown stroll,
A masterful receiving corps.
The Gators drop in polls.

Florida misses the BCS bowls;
their championship hopes are no more.
The Crimson Tide rolls.
The Gators drop in polls.