Crime Blotter: Antonio Brown detained after gunshots fired outside boxing event

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Dear Antionio: Be home at dark and don't go out on the town. Also, stay away from all the ladies until you've matured. Those two things might solve a ton of your problems.

[Note: even though in this case he was released and not arrested, he has a habit of finding trouble. My advice still applies]
 
I seriously fear this is the guy who's going to wind up dead because he did something incredibly stupid that probably wouldn't have gotten someone else killed.
 
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