Books That Will Never Be Written (Absolutely No Politics!)

[theshow4jsu_13]

Since it is the offseason, and being inspired by the Bama Hats threads, I thought I'd bring back this topic. Always good for a laugh. I'll take a stab at a few:

Effective and Ethical Recruiting: Waving the Towel At 'Em by Trooper Taylor
The Art of Restraint by Mark Mangino
Staying Power by Weverossi
If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em by Lane Kiffin

Please add to the list. I love these.

 

[derek4tide]

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Healthy Living by Charlie Weis

How to Have a Successful Marriage by Bobby Petrino, with forward by Rick Pitino

 

[CrimsonChuck]

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My Voyage West by Cam Cameron

 

[Special K]

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BOOM! - How Rashaan Evans Revived the Tiger Defense by Ellis Johnson

 

[dirtroadlizard]

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Can't Find My Pants by Pat Dye

 

[DzynKingRTR]

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The art of wooing women by Jameis Winston forward by Kobe Bryant.
Public Speaking by Jameis Winston
How to win a National Title without Cheating by Gene Chizic Forward by Pat Dye.

 

[Bodhisattva]

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Stepping Out from Big Brother's Shadow by the barner fambly

 

[BamaHoosier]

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Enunciation- by Gus Mahlzahn

 

[CoastGhost]

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The Road to Repeat - by Gus Malzahn

 

[CoastGhost]

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Enunciation- by Gus Mahlzahn

Wasn't that one a ghost write by Pat Dye?

 

[BamaHoosier]

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Wasn't that one a ghost write by Pat Dye?

Close, it was actually Jimbo Fisher. :wink:

 

[BamaJ]

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How to Beat Bama in the National Championship Game - Anyone

 

[CajunCrimson]

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Recruiting Quality Young Men

By Les Miles

 

[CajunCrimson]

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"Leaving Stark Vegas Buck Naked" -- Jackie Sherill

 

[CajunCrimson]

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"UT Never Gave Me the Colt Shoulder" - Mack Brown

 

[tide96]

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"Leaving Stark Vegas Buck Naked" -- Jackie Sherill

Never? That one is already a bestseller.

 

[CajunCrimson]

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The Art of Clock Management in Championship Situations

by Mark Richt

 

[RobK]

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Rock Hard Abs by Phillip Fulmer
Pro Tips for the Avid Job Hunter by Houston Nutt

 

[Special K]

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Calm in the Face of Adversity by Bo Pelini

 

[Special K]

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Talk Less, Listen More by Kristi Malzahn