Caption This: Fraud and Kim
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TommyMac said:
Didn't they fix the crack in the Liberty Bell?
Of course, I don't know if anyone can fix the crack in Fraud's armor now. LOL!!! :biggrin2:
Fraud is doing untold longterm damage to aTm program. They will pay the price for many years and they know it.
DiamondDust said:This was from http://www.aggiesports.com/stories/103005/football_20051030070.php and taken after Iowa State castrated TAMU.
What do you think they're discussing?
Fran: "this isn't the game-plan in my hand...it's a mapquest to Plano Central High school"
Kim: "do they have great shopping for me and my friends?"
I would never leave you, I'm just going to visit your grandmother tommorrow I swear.DiamondDust said:This was from http://www.aggiesports.com/stories/103005/football_20051030070.php and taken after Iowa State castrated TAMU.
What do you think they're discussing?
Hold the rope
Honey, I meant to ask you, why was the rope tied to the ceiling fan this morning? And that was a really nice noose on the end...did you do that? And why all the life insurance questions? I'm late for my press conference...see ya at the house.
Honey, I meant to ask you, why was the rope tied to the ceiling fan this morning? And that was a really nice noose on the end...did you do that? And why all the life insurance questions? I'm late for my press conference...see ya at the house.
What do we do now, Kim? Hey, maybe we can tell everyone that when your Dad died that we buried him in aggie maroon and white--wait a minute we tried that line already at Alabama. Damnit--I knew they put Gene Stallings on the board of regents here for a reason....
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"I think they're on to us honey. They look pretty ticked off behind us. On the count of three, run like we did at Alabama! One, two,........."
Don't worry honey! I have been in secret negotiations with Kansas since this summer. These Aggies are obsessed with winning and they put too much pressure on me to win each week. Be sure and have every thing packed up including your pine box before the Texas game. We will be leaving from the game headed to Kansas. We will have the movers pack us up and bring our things.
Crimson Surfer said:
Kim: Do they have a Neiman Marcus in Kansas?
Fran: Yes, my dear! They have one on every street corner there. Everyone there is rich and drives a Rolls.
Kim: How did they all get so rich?
Fran: Corn is very profitable.
Kim: Wow, honey... I never thought about that, but everyone does eat Corn Flakes. Those Kansas people must be swimming in money.
Fran: That's why my new contract is for $19.95 a month and 50 bushels of corn.
Kim: You're so smart. Let's take all the money you've made and buy corn with it. Then we'll be super-duper rich, won't we?
Fran: Ummmm.... (gulp) :frown: yeah?!
Fran: "What do you think of my forrest now?"
Kim: "The tree-house is all right, but where are all the stores?"
Kim: "The tree-house is all right, but where are all the stores?"
Frannie: "Did you call Barnum and Bailey?"
Kim: "Yes. Even the circus isn't returning our calls now."
Frannie: "Okay, here's what we do. The carnival will be in town next week. I'm sure I can catch on as the guy operating the ball under the shell game."
Kim: "I tried them, too, honey. Dweezle, the carnie manager, said you just lack ... umm ... believability. He's not sure you could con enough people out of their dollars."
Frannie: "But a few of the players are still wearing the bracelets we handed out a while back. They still believe."
Kim: "Baby ... those are different bracelets. The ones the players are wearing now say 'My heart is still in Austin.'"
Frannie: "If I cry tonight will you promise not to call me Nancy?"
Kim: "Yes. Even the circus isn't returning our calls now."
Frannie: "Okay, here's what we do. The carnival will be in town next week. I'm sure I can catch on as the guy operating the ball under the shell game."
Kim: "I tried them, too, honey. Dweezle, the carnie manager, said you just lack ... umm ... believability. He's not sure you could con enough people out of their dollars."
Frannie: "But a few of the players are still wearing the bracelets we handed out a while back. They still believe."
Kim: "Baby ... those are different bracelets. The ones the players are wearing now say 'My heart is still in Austin.'"
Frannie: "If I cry tonight will you promise not to call me Nancy?"
Fran: Walk slowly as if nothing is going to happen. They're gonna stab us.
Kim: they wouldn't stab us in the back, would they? We have never done that to any school, have we?
Fran: Well.....uhm.....(gulp)
Kim: they wouldn't stab us in the back, would they? We have never done that to any school, have we?
Fran: Well.....uhm.....(gulp)
Hey DJ...not to nit pick because that's some funny stuff...there isn't a Plano Central High...there is Plano East and Plano High. We lived there until two years ago when we moved BACK to God's Country!
F : Ok take the keys out of my right pocket and go start the car up and pull up to the service entrance behind the stadium. When you hear your cell phone ring twice roll down the passenger window and I'll dive into the car and you put the pedal to the metal.
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