The Arby's manager and an employee walk outside the back door of the restaurant.
Manager: "Herbie, where is Larry?"
Herbie: "I don't know sir. I sent him out here to dump the trash and he never came back."
Manager: "That's the fifth employee that has disappeared like that. It's mysterious."
Herbie: "Could it be your pet tiger on the roof that you haven't fed in months?"
Manager: "No, it's not. I'm feeding him exactly according to the standard guidelines provided by the Auburn School of Veterinary Science's Carnivorous Cats Program."
Herbie: "Don't you think it's wierd that so many students that work in that program have 'dropped out', never to be seen again?"
Manager: "You don't know what you're talking about. That's an exceptional program in an exceptional school at an exceptional university. If not for my PhD at that fine university, I would never have been able to work my way up to this management position in only 25 years."