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[ValuJet]

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[IH8Orange]

See my huge member? See it?

Can Rolling Stone touch it up a little?

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"I've never been quarantined, but the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad thing." -- George Carlin

 

[HighTide333]

"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together and ride the dork train with me! Hey, this beer is warm...you're fired!"

"I crouch like this if I drink too much, and make sounds like a duck. QWAK! I'm a cool guy, huh? C'mon take more pictures of me being cool. I want to connect with the punks."

 

[IH8Orange]

Captain:

I am going to participate in this ritual that denizens of Earth seem to enjoy. It consists of using a oblong slice of dead organic material, which has been treated to minimize the friction coefficient on one side, to allow one to accelerate upon an surface of accumulated frozen water precipitation which, in the direction vector of velocity, has a negative derivative of height relative to horizontal distance.

I shall teleport back to the mother ship after the ritual and getting something that one of the denizens referred to as "nookie". It must be something pleasurable to denizens of this planet.

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"I've never been quarantined, but the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad thing." -- George Carlin

 

[crimsonforlife]

yes,i voted to have those senators killed,
you got a problem with that!

 

[NBF_Bama_Cavalry]

Oops, where the heck is the men's room? Hope I didn't ruin my panties!

 

[bamababe80]

"Is that a snowboard or are you happy to see me?

 

[bandersnatch45]

Well, I'm off to the lift chair-oof!