Charlie Kirk Part IV

[Bodhisattva]

Or Jeff Lebowski trying to flip a roach out the window only to have it bounce back into his crotch. I nearly died when he starting pouring his beer on to his pants and then runs into a telephone pole.

As often as possible - whether at my house or someone else's - I will comment favorably on the rug and that it "really ties the room the room together."

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Reminds me of an old Lewis Grizzard story.

He said that between marriages he dated this girl much younger than he and while being a country and western fan, he agreed to go with her to an Elton John concert. Then all of a sudden, he notices a clip with a rolled cigarette being passed down his aisle and asks the date what it is. When she tells him what it is and "everybody has a hit when they come to an Elton John concert," and the guys next to them are sorta saying, "Toke it or pass it down, buddy." He decides to take his first hit of marijuana, closes his eyes and inhales, and when he opens his eyes, there's no cigarette in the clip.

It had fallen down to his man parts. When the guy next to him says, "Where did it go," he points to his privates and the guy says, "Far out, I never thought of putting it there!"

(His other observation would probably get him canceled today. Remember - this is the mid-70s when Elton John is huge. And he turns to the date and says, "Is this guy homosexual?" She says, "Bisexual," and he says, "That must make it easier to go to the bathroom. If there's a long line at one, you just get into the other one").

I remember that story. I miss Lewis; I wish he was here to give us his take on current events.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

I remember that story. I miss Lewis; I wish he was here to give us his take on current events.

Coincidentally, he would turn 79 this coming Monday if he was still here.

 

[Its On A Slab]

Or Jeff Lebowski trying to flip a roach out the window only to have it bounce back into his crotch. I nearly died when he starting pouring his beer on to his pants and then runs into a telephone pole.

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish."

 

[CrimsonJazz]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish."

By far, my favorite quote in the whole movie, "Smokey, this is not Vietnam. This is bowling; there are rules." It gets me every time.

 

[Its On A Slab]

By far, my favorite quote in the whole movie, "Smokey, this is not Vietnam. This is bowling; there are rules." It gets me every time.

"Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain, son."

 

[CrimsonJazz]

"Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain, son."

[Walter] And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

*Empties coffee can and the wind blows Donnie's ashes into the Dude's face*

[Walter] Oh ****, I'm sorry Dude.

I would post the Dude's response, but it would mostly be asterisks.

 

[Its On A Slab]

[Walter] And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

*Empties coffee can and the wind blows Donnie's ashes into the Dude's face*

[Walter] Oh ****, I'm sorry Dude.

I would post the Dude's response, but it would mostly be asterisks.

That scene gets me every time. Both of them covered in ash.

And Walter's continued obsession with Vietnam.