I can't think about Hurt without thinking about what went down at one of his paternity suits. He was on the stand, under cross, and the plaintiff's attorney was trying to pin him to the wall about the details of the night when the alleged conception occurred. When Bobby Lee was asked how many times the act was consummated, he hesitated, and, with a sheepish grin, said "Seventeen." (Keeping count is not gentlemanly...)
Key phrase . . . ONE of his paternity suits. Bubba Scott, the state high school athletic director at the time, thought Bobby Lee would take us to a national championship. In the end, I don't know what was worse: his teeth, his sex drive OR his hands.