DeMarcus Cousins

I can't think about Hurt without thinking about what went down at one of his paternity suits. He was on the stand, under cross, and the plaintiff's attorney was trying to pin him to the wall about the details of the night when the alleged conception occurred. When Bobby Lee was asked how many times the act was consummated, he hesitated, and, with a sheepish grin, said "Seventeen." (Keeping count is not gentlemanly...)

Key phrase . . . ONE of his paternity suits. Bubba Scott, the state high school athletic director at the time, thought Bobby Lee would take us to a national championship. In the end, I don't know what was worse: his teeth, his sex drive OR his hands.
 
I can't think about Hurt without thinking about what went down at one of his paternity suits. He was on the stand, under cross, and the plaintiff's attorney was trying to pin him to the wall about the details of the night when the alleged conception occurred. When Bobby Lee was asked how many times the act was consummated, he hesitated, and, with a sheepish grin, said "Seventeen." (Keeping count is not gentlemanly...)

Earle could you forward me the name of his pharmacist please? :)
 
True story, I was in line at Toys-R-Us in Huntsville one night many years ago, and Bobby Lee Hurt was in front of me, he was wearing a leisure suit and was unloading three buggies of toys. The girl at the register knew him and ask what he was doing these days,
He told her he had been playing basketball in Italy, and he was doing some last minute Christmas shopping. She ask him how many kids did he have now, and he said nine. She then rang up his bill, it was over $800.00 plus, and he pulled out a wad of hundreds that would have choked a clydesdale, he paid her and went on his merry way.
 
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