Clay Travis is a closet barner, of that I am sure. I made the mistake of reading his Dixieland Delight book a few years back. I thought it would be an interesting read, given that it was a tour of every SEC home stadium in a single season. He took so many jabs at Bama, it was unreal. He went to 2 Auburn games that year, LSU at Auburn for the trip to jordan-hare, and Auburn at Alabama for the trip to Bryant-Denny and surprise surprise, Auburn won both. He went to 3 Bama games that year (it was Shula's final season, I'm almost positive it was done by design to be at three Bama games) and surprise surprise, we lost all three. He was at Alabama at Arkansas for the trip to Reynolds Stadium, Alabama at Florida for the trip to The Swamp, and of course the Iron Bowl. The Iron Bowl chapter really infuriated me because he said something about deep down, the Bama fans know they don't stand a chance in this game. He just couldn't stop praising Brandon Cox's performance in that game, which if I remember correctly, Cox did very little in that game other than complete a pass for a two point conversion late in the game. Meanwhile, the LSU at Auburn game he attended, which Auburn won 7-3, was "one for the record books". I am convinced that he has signed Cam and Nick Fairley jerseys at home. Perhaps somebody should look in to that.