Weird News: Florida woman calls 911 to have sex with cop: 'I am so horny'

[Bamaro]

Probably not that strang considering its Florida. And before anyone asks, the answer is no. Pic included at link

PUNTA GORDA , Fla., Feb. 26 (UPI) -- A Florida woman was arrested because she allegedly called 911 to get a trip to the bone zone instead of the emergency room.

Maria Montenez-Colonbiggrin2 of Punta Gorda was charged on Friday night with misuse of 911 after she called to complain about a missing Corvette in order to get an officer at her home so she could have sex with him.

According to the responding officer, Montenez-Colon was very drunk when he arrived at her home. After asking if he was married, the 58-year-old didn’t mince her words.

"I haven't been penetrated in years," Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer. "I am so horny. You can [expletive] me.”

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/26/Florida-woman-calls-911-to-have-sex-with-cop-I-am-so-horny. You can [expletive] me.”

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02...cop-I-am-so-horny/2461393420459/?spt=mps&or=3

 

[Bodhisattva]

"I haven't been penetrated in years," Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer.

Market forces at work: unused supply, no demand.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

I've got a joke far too dirty for this place I heard weeks ago. I'm still laughing and the supply demand line reminded me if it

 

[CajunCrimson]

And no VJ - she's NOT HAWT!

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

Ugh! That's just scary.

 

[TideMan09]

There's obviously a reason why there's cobwebs on that thangs & no guy wants to clean it off for her..No thank you Lady..LOL

 

[ValuJet]

I just seen the picture.

YIKES

 

[BamaPokerplayer]

Dzynking would knock dust off of it, and then brag about it.

 

[ValuJet]

Dzynking would knock dust off of it, and then brag about it.

NYBF wore her out and made her look like that.

 

[ValuJet]

Did anyone refer this lady to Seebell's Maysville House of Anatomically Correct Dollhouse and Rubbertorium?

 

[Catfish]

Maybe this woman could find a job, and "fulfillment", at one of those fine establishments in Centerpoint. Judging from last week's mugshots, she's not any less attractive than some of their current employees. "Attractive" being a relative term, of course.

 

[Alasippi]

You couldn't pay me no amount of money to handle that little chore..lol

 

[Rollingtide66]

Jan and Dean early 60' s; " It' s the little olé lady from ( fill in city), Go Granny, Go Granny , Go Granny GO!"

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[alabama mike1]

With a face like that, I'll say it will be many years b4 she finds what she is looking for. I've heard of 2 baggers b4 but that has to be at
least 4. Yuke!

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Dzynking would knock dust off of it, and then brag about it.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll noooooooooo. I quit drinking.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

fun fact Punta Gorda means Fat Point and gorda is a term for a fat woman.

 

[tidefanbeezer]

This is actually a brilliant plan on her part.

Woman hasn't "been penetrated in years". Makes absurd 911 call. Media pounces on the story. Story makes the rounds on the internet. Somewhere some dude thinks "I need to find a ride to Florida. I can help this lady with her problem." Her, uh, "penetration" drought is over.

Maybe this will lure Riz out of hiding.

 

[PacadermaTideUs]

I'd hit it














































with a bat.

 

[crimson fan man]

fun fact Punta Gorda means Fat Point and gorda is a term for a fat woman.

That is getting deep into the woman's name right there.

 

[seebell]

Did anyone refer this lady to Seebell's Maysville House of Anatomically Correct Dollhouse and Rubbertorium?

Dat funny! I laughed in spite of my self. Rubbertorium LOL