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selmaborntidefan said:
Play Now. His boss was Mr Carlson from WKRP.
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Far funnier on the AllBurnt held Harstage meter is The Millennium, where George tries his Aubarnedest to get fired for cause by NYY so he can take a job as director of scouting for the Mets. Only to have "Steinbrenner" praise him at every idiotic turn, like demolishing a World Series championship trophy by dragging it behind his car through the parking lot at Yankee Stadium. But his boss, traveling secretary Mr. Wilhelm, takes one for the team apropos George's antics, so the Mets end up with traveling secretary Kevin Steele, er, Mr. Wilhelm as their new scouting director.
 
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DzynKingRTR said:
Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode where George worked for a company that wanted to fire him but couldn't so they tried making his life hell?
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I believe that was the one where he pretended to be physically disabled so he could have extra bathroom privileges. I think, during the charade, the other employees pitched in and bought him a Rascal scooter.

The fallout came when they inevitably learned that he was faking it...
 
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uafan4life said:
Turkeys can fly. Up to 50 miles per hour. Wild turkeys roost in trees.

Interestingly, they can also swim...
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Wild turkeys yes.... I've walked up on them in the woods hunting on several occasions. Having a wild turkey fly out from under you walking through the woods will scare the crap out of you.

Domestic turkeys, no so much.

I was quoting the Mr. Carlson character from "WKRP" after the turkey drop. Evidently they dropped a bunch of domesticated turkeys from the helicopter.

"As God as my witness,...I thought turkeys could fly...."
 
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CB4 said:
Wild turkeys yes.... I've walked up on them in the woods hunting on several occasions. Having a wild turkey fly out from under you walking through the woods will scare the crap out of you.

Domestic turkeys, no so much.

I was quoting the Mr. Carlson character from "WKRP" after the turkey drop. Evidently they dropped a bunch of domesticated turkeys from the helicopter.

"As God as my witness,...I thought turkeys could fly...."
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YES! YES THEY WILL!

The first time I had one fly out of the roost in the dark on my way to the stand made me briefly consider giving up on deer hunting.
 
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There used to actually be a festival in Southwest Alabama where they did a chicken drop from airplanes. No joke
 
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One of the main Auburn message boards is now following planes, including one to Miami. An exchange had one Auburn fan assessing Auburn BOTs going to talk to Kevin Steele. Another AU fan came back and said, no, can't be Steele. Wouldn't do that. Must be going to talk to Mario Cristobal. Same fan base suggesting to hire Sean Payton, Urban Meyer, and one even suggested hiring Ray Lewis because "maybe he can convince Ed Reed to come, too." You cannot make this stuff up.
 
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