”Good Lord, what has this buffoon done now?” ... To California head coach Sonny Dykes and to all coaches who utilize some sort of an up-tempo, warp-speed offensive attack, here’s the deal. If you’re going to base your offense on a gimmick that exploits a glitch that gives you an offensive advantage, then you can’t complain to an official or roll your eyes if a defense wants to also exploit the rules to its own benefit to slow things down. To Dykes’ credit, he didn’t say a thing about this and did nothing but praise Northwestern after the loss, but going forward, defenses should get just as much right to use the rulebook as offenses do, and that means they should scream wolf whenever they want to slow things down. Now, you’re not allowed to fake injuries and delay the game, but good luck trying to determine who’s dinged and who’s not in today’s day and age of concussion awareness. It didn’t matter if the Wildcats were faking injuries or not, that’s a part of the game now, just like it is for an offense to try quick-pitching a defense.