irish only score 14,but their offense is still great!

Urban Meyer is the love child of Beano Cook and Notre Dame.

He was named after Pope Urban, who introduced the spread option to the Holy Roman Empire. The Holy Roman Crusaders went 15-0 in the year of our lord 1372, winning the medieval.com Wood bowl over the Nordic Pagans by a score of 6 to 3. The victors took home the coveted hand-carved wood dish and then beheaded the losing team for holding orgies with fire-eyed demons and cloven-hoofed ogres.

I was at that game.
 
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