Okay, all politcs aside - try to read this with an open mind and tell me what yall think. I know it would never happen but this would help the capstone indefinately.
Here's an idea, why don't we just serve alcohol in the stadium. Not only will it boost revenue for the University but it will also aide in people smuggling liquor in the stands with is totally counter-productive for the school. If we allow the sale of beer at the stadium to adults, our night games would make Death Valley sound like a Nursing home during a re-run of "Murder She Wrote."
This would not only increase the revenue for the athletic department but would decrease the amount of students and adults getting tickets for possesssion of alcohol in the stadium. Crime would go down, Profits would go up.
I know that this notion would be shot down in ten seconds because we are in the heart of the bible belt but eventually we conservatives need to get the big picture. People are going to drink in the stadium if we like it or not. Let's get excited and kill two birds with one stone.
Here's an idea, why don't we just serve alcohol in the stadium. Not only will it boost revenue for the University but it will also aide in people smuggling liquor in the stands with is totally counter-productive for the school. If we allow the sale of beer at the stadium to adults, our night games would make Death Valley sound like a Nursing home during a re-run of "Murder She Wrote."
This would not only increase the revenue for the athletic department but would decrease the amount of students and adults getting tickets for possesssion of alcohol in the stadium. Crime would go down, Profits would go up.
I know that this notion would be shot down in ten seconds because we are in the heart of the bible belt but eventually we conservatives need to get the big picture. People are going to drink in the stadium if we like it or not. Let's get excited and kill two birds with one stone.