My name is Jaminahaw Muhammed Galackey and I am from Kenya. I am here to tell you that I was walking to the market last month (November) and saw a man being killed by a tiger and elephant at the same time. The tiger was mauling the guy's lower half while the elephant stomped his upper body. As you can imagine it was a horrible sight to see and I am still upset to this day about what I saw. What happened next is what I am here in this thread for...
The man I saw being killed had on a leather jacket. In one of his pockets I found $27 million dollars in large bills along with 72,000 (36 tons) pounds of gold!!!!!!! In amazement I then checked his shirt pocket, after "shoo-ing" away the elephant and found this gentleman's name, along with $287 million more dollars!!!
His name was Herman Smith. After finding this out I immediately took the man and all his wealth and jumped on the tiger's back and rode him to the local Kenyan Diplomat Center where I received information that YOU, the THREADSTARTER IS HIS LONG LOST 9TH GRANDSON'S SISTER'S HUSBAND'S DIVORCED TWICED REMOVED AUNT'S GRANDMOTHER'S ADOPTED STEP CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please private message me the information so I can receive the 2 National Championship Game tickets and in return I will send you, via First Class UPS Same Day Service Mail, what is rightfully yours!!!!
Have a blessed day, I must now go ride my pet ostrich to church for today I have a sermon to preach!!!!!! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!