Joke thread - including cartoons, memes, and misc - Part IX

[crimsonaudio]

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

[Huckleberry]

 

[OakMtn4Bama]

 

[DzynKingRTR]

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at 82 degrees. there is no way on Earth that I could sleep.

 

[Bamaro]

at 82 degrees. there is no way on Earth that I could sleep.

Low humidity (dew point) and a fan and I'd be fine.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Low humidity (dew point) and a fan and I'd be fine.

I don't know where you are, but low humidity doesn't exist in Georgia. Not in July or August.

 

[Bamaro]

I don't know where you are, but low humidity doesn't exist in Georgia. Not in July or August.

Its weather. Temp, dew point go up, sometimes they go down. Thats all I was saying.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

 

[Bamaro]

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

[CrimsonJazz]

 

[Bamaro]

 

[CrimsonTheory]

Dad: Are you ready for your history exam?
Son: Yes sir.
Dad: Then what ended in 1896?
Son: 1895.
Dad: Son, you are definitely going places. You're not going to college, but going places.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times?
Answer: A widow.

Ty NoNC4.

 

[NoNC4Tubs]

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times?
Answer: A widower.

Wouldn't she be a widow?

 

[CrimsonJazz]

I'm reasonably certain we all had an "Uncle Rick" growing up. He didn't do my grades any favors, but at least I got an answer. He was also famous for letting all the cousins have some Skoal with the caveat: Don't tell your mama.

 

[Tidewater]

I do not know who this was, but it is pretty funny.
When luck is on your side!

 

[Con]

at 82 degrees. there is no way on Earth that I could sleep.

This was my childhood living at mom and dad’s house. Man it was hot all the time.

 

[rolltide_21]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1955817477134262716

 

[CrimsonTheory]

They said that women are always right and the man is always wrong. So if a man says that a woman is right does that mean he's wrong?