Mr. Randy Watson's 2006 SEC All-Name Team

[Randy Watson]

Slow day, so I thought I'd put out my official preseason SEC All-Name Team for 2006. All of the names listed below were found listed on the roster on each school's official athletics website. Some sites did not list out specific positions for players on the OL, DL, or for LB and DB, so I had to group those positions together. On most positions I was able to come up with a first team, second team, and at least one honorable mention (Offensive line being an exceptiton). Feel free to add names that I might have missed.

This is all in good fun, and is not meant to demean any particular player or school.

QB
1. Jim Bob Cooter, Sr, UT
2. Casey Dick, So, ARK
HM: Chris Smelley (SC) and Rocco Maragas (UK)

RB
1. Benjarus Green-Ellis, Jr, UM
2. Hezekiah Smith, Fr, ARK
HM: Montario Hardesty (UT) and Knowshon Moreno (GA)

FB
1. Cleveland Tubbs, Fr, MSU
2. Fred Munzenmaier, Fr, UGA
HM: Farad Jackson (ARK)

WR (2)
1: Slick Shelley, Fr, UT
1. Prechae Rodriguez, Jr, AU
2. Early Doucet, Jr, LSU
2. Major Sosebee, Fr, MSU
HM: Rodgerigus Smith (AU) and Sean Penix (ARK) <---(one little typo and Sean's first-team).

TE
1. Foxy Foxworth, Fr, SC
2. Dezmond Sherrod, Jr, MSU
HM: Matrez Milner (UGA)

OL (5)
1. Fatu Turituri, Sr, UK
1. Sefo Mailou Blaylock, Fr, UK
1. Gurminder Thind, So, SC
1. Vladimir Richard, Fr, UT
1. Hutch Eckerson, Fr, SC
HM: Michael Frogg (UT), Paris Hodges (LSU), and Zhamal Thomas (LSU)

DL (4) - The SEC is loaded here.
1. Javier Estopinian, So, UF
1. Octavius Balkcom, So, AU
1. Lenuel Jeanpierre, Fr, SC
1. Nii Adjei Oninku, So, UK
2. Pep Livingston, Fr, LSU
2. Tez Doolittle, Jr, AU
2. Avery Hannibal, Jr, MSU
2. Sen'Derrick Marks, Fr, AU
HM: Ezekial Knight (UA), Ricky Jean-Francois (LSU), and Marlon Favorite (LSU)

LB (3)
1. Darius Dewberry, Fr, UGA
1. Vandaral Shackelford, Fr, SC
1. Sam Olajabulu, Sr, ARK
2. Funtaine Hunter, Sr, VU
2. Karibi Fidi, Sr, AU
2. Prince Hall, Fr, UA
HM: Johnnie Walker (UK), Bo Baggarley (VU), and Yvan Banag (SC)

DB (4) (The SEC is stacked to the gills w/ talent here)
1. Nitron Stork, So, SC <---- (my personal favorite)
1. Obiakonwa Obi, Fr, Ark
1. Ike Crofoot, Sr, SC
1. Telly Concepcion, So, UF
2. Sinclair Cannon, So, UT
2. Rowdy Francis, So, UGA
2. Inquorius Johnson, Jr, UT
2. Captain Munnerlyn, Fr, SC
HM: Prince Miller (UGA), Forress Rayford (UA), Jai Eugene (LSU), and Demario Bobo (MSU)


P: Gordon Ely-Kelso, Sr, UGA
K: Eric Nappy, Sr, UF
KR/PR: Javier Arenas, Fr, UA

 

[TerryP]

the above post was read with the tunes and lyrics of

Foreigner's "Too Much Time on My Hands" running through my mind! :biggrin2:

Clever...

 

[Dr. Van Nostran]

After a night out with Jim Bob Cooter, Casey Dick woke up with a bad case of Early Doucet.

 

[BamaJeff]

Re: the above post was read with the tunes and lyrics of

Foreigner's "Too Much Time on My Hands" running through my mind! :biggrin2:

Clever...

I think you mean Styx.

 

[biglittlelittle]

What's up with Alabama having a bunch of normally named players. Only two made for honorable mentions.

 

[Dr. Van Nostran]

If Slick Shelley and Foxy Foxworth ever see my Tez Doolittle, I'll have them in the Cleveland Tubbs in no time.

 

[peteswell4]

That is hilarious, but nothing beats the names Scientific and Majestic Mapp, two brothers who played bball for Virginia a few years ago. God Shamgodd is also another classic.

 

[CrimsonDuck]

Two words.

Ibok Ibok.

 

[TommyMac]

Former NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle is hard to beat.:biggrin:

 

[Jack Bourbon]

Jim Bob Cooter = Best Name Evar.

 

[DiamondDust]

Randy Watson?

Weren't you playing with Sexual Chocolate up in Queens? :biggrin2:

(Anyone who has seen Coming to America will understand this one)

 

[Randy Watson]

That's me. You may also know me as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Goin' Down" episode of "That's My Mama!".

 

[nivekstan]

that is one of the alltime greatest scenes in any movie.

 

[Bodhisattva]

Former GW basketball players:

Sir Valient Brown

Pops Mensah-Bonsu

 

[DiamondDust]

that is one of the alltime greatest scenes in any movie.

While that scene is good, NOTHING in that movie compares to the Joe Louis/Rocky Marciano debate in the barber shop.

 

[bamanut_aj]

I still like Porkchop Womack. What a name.

 

[FitToBeTide]

This kind of topic always brings to mind one of my favorite of all time. Though not ridiculously bizaare as some posted here, it did cause me to wonder why a parent would name a child like this: Cosmo Iacavazzi, Princeton '64.

Incidently, he has been inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame.

:biga2:

 

[theBIGyowski]

Randy Watson?

Weren't you playing with Sexual Chocolate up in Queens? :biggrin2:

(Anyone who has seen Coming to America will understand this one)

Dude...that's exactly what I was thinking!!! That is one of my favorite movies of all time!

"I believe the children are our future...(thank you)...teach them well and...let them lead the way..."

 

[Bama Torch in Pcola]

That is very funny. When I read that post I feel good. I feel good because I know there's a God. A God who sits up on high and looks down low. Man can't make it alone.

 

[DiamondDust]

That is very funny. When I read that post I feel good. I feel good because I know there's a God. A God who sits up on high and looks down low. Man can't make it alone.

He got the Israelites through the desert...

He got Gilligan off the islannndddddddd!!!!

If loving the Lord is wrong, I don't want to be right! :biggrin2: