Mr. Randy Watson's 2006 SEC All-Name Team

Randy Watson

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Aug 9, 2006
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Slow day, so I thought I'd put out my official preseason SEC All-Name Team for 2006. All of the names listed below were found listed on the roster on each school's official athletics website. Some sites did not list out specific positions for players on the OL, DL, or for LB and DB, so I had to group those positions together. On most positions I was able to come up with a first team, second team, and at least one honorable mention (Offensive line being an exceptiton). Feel free to add names that I might have missed.

This is all in good fun, and is not meant to demean any particular player or school.

QB
1. Jim Bob Cooter, Sr, UT
2. Casey Dick, So, ARK
HM: Chris Smelley (SC) and Rocco Maragas (UK)

RB
1. Benjarus Green-Ellis, Jr, UM
2. Hezekiah Smith, Fr, ARK
HM: Montario Hardesty (UT) and Knowshon Moreno (GA)

FB
1. Cleveland Tubbs, Fr, MSU
2. Fred Munzenmaier, Fr, UGA
HM: Farad Jackson (ARK)

WR (2)
1: Slick Shelley, Fr, UT
1. Prechae Rodriguez, Jr, AU
2. Early Doucet, Jr, LSU
2. Major Sosebee, Fr, MSU
HM: Rodgerigus Smith (AU) and Sean Penix (ARK) <---(one little typo and Sean's first-team).

TE
1. Foxy Foxworth, Fr, SC
2. Dezmond Sherrod, Jr, MSU
HM: Matrez Milner (UGA)

OL (5)
1. Fatu Turituri, Sr, UK
1. Sefo Mailou Blaylock, Fr, UK
1. Gurminder Thind, So, SC
1. Vladimir Richard, Fr, UT
1. Hutch Eckerson, Fr, SC
HM: Michael Frogg (UT), Paris Hodges (LSU), and Zhamal Thomas (LSU)

DL (4) - The SEC is loaded here.
1. Javier Estopinian, So, UF
1. Octavius Balkcom, So, AU
1. Lenuel Jeanpierre, Fr, SC
1. Nii Adjei Oninku, So, UK
2. Pep Livingston, Fr, LSU
2. Tez Doolittle, Jr, AU
2. Avery Hannibal, Jr, MSU
2. Sen'Derrick Marks, Fr, AU
HM: Ezekial Knight (UA), Ricky Jean-Francois (LSU), and Marlon Favorite (LSU)

LB (3)
1. Darius Dewberry, Fr, UGA
1. Vandaral Shackelford, Fr, SC
1. Sam Olajabulu, Sr, ARK
2. Funtaine Hunter, Sr, VU
2. Karibi Fidi, Sr, AU
2. Prince Hall, Fr, UA
HM: Johnnie Walker (UK), Bo Baggarley (VU), and Yvan Banag (SC)

DB (4) (The SEC is stacked to the gills w/ talent here)
1. Nitron Stork, So, SC <---- (my personal favorite)
1. Obiakonwa Obi, Fr, Ark
1. Ike Crofoot, Sr, SC
1. Telly Concepcion, So, UF
2. Sinclair Cannon, So, UT
2. Rowdy Francis, So, UGA
2. Inquorius Johnson, Jr, UT
2. Captain Munnerlyn, Fr, SC
HM: Prince Miller (UGA), Forress Rayford (UA), Jai Eugene (LSU), and Demario Bobo (MSU)


P: Gordon Ely-Kelso, Sr, UGA
K: Eric Nappy, Sr, UF
KR/PR: Javier Arenas, Fr, UA
 
the above post was read with the tunes and lyrics of

Foreigner's "Too Much Time on My Hands" running through my mind! :biggrin2:

Clever...
 
That is hilarious, but nothing beats the names Scientific and Majestic Mapp, two brothers who played bball for Virginia a few years ago. God Shamgodd is also another classic.
 
This kind of topic always brings to mind one of my favorite of all time. Though not ridiculously bizaare as some posted here, it did cause me to wonder why a parent would name a child like this: Cosmo Iacavazzi, Princeton '64.

Incidently, he has been inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame.

:biga2:
 
Randy Watson?

Weren't you playing with Sexual Chocolate up in Queens? :biggrin2:

(Anyone who has seen Coming to America will understand this one)

Dude...that's exactly what I was thinking!!! That is one of my favorite movies of all time!

"I believe the children are our future...(thank you)...teach them well and...let them lead the way..."
 
That is very funny. When I read that post I feel good. I feel good because I know there's a God. A God who sits up on high and looks down low. Man can't make it alone.
 

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