I drank 8 beers during the game. As soon as it was over, I went crazy and ripped my shirt then I put my fist through some thick sheet rock in my room.
My post game story...
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Nice story, sounds like me after the LSU game last year. Except that it was a metal bench that did not give as much as sheet rock will.
I have a friend that specializes in Alabama Fan sheet rock repair.......:biggrin2:
I threw our cordless phone against the wall during the bowl game against Louisville back in 1990. Now I just accept these things, but I don't have the phone near me.
I tore down a light fixture in 1971 against LSU when we scored the go ahead TD. jumped up and signalled the TD, got tangled up in the fixture.
In '73 I broke the arm of a chair when Notre Dame beat us in the bowl game by 1.
I try now to just throw my ballcap when I feel like breaking something.
I did Saturday against Arky a few times.
Save the furniture, Beat Florida!
RTR
In '73 I broke the arm of a chair when Notre Dame beat us in the bowl game by 1.
I try now to just throw my ballcap when I feel like breaking something.
I did Saturday against Arky a few times.
Save the furniture, Beat Florida!
RTR
Guys...there is a much easier way.
Grab a 5-6 pairs of socks...keep them near you. Then when Alabama does something dumb (which happened a number of times in the ARK game), grab a pair of socks and just chunk it at the wall as hard as you can. You can chunk them over and over again.
It's releases the same amount of aggression, and you can save the wall (and your fist).
However, you should always stretch before attempting this aggression/frustration release...you could tear your rotator cuff...
On second thought, maybe the fist through the wall is the way to go.
Grab a 5-6 pairs of socks...keep them near you. Then when Alabama does something dumb (which happened a number of times in the ARK game), grab a pair of socks and just chunk it at the wall as hard as you can. You can chunk them over and over again.
It's releases the same amount of aggression, and you can save the wall (and your fist).
However, you should always stretch before attempting this aggression/frustration release...you could tear your rotator cuff...
On second thought, maybe the fist through the wall is the way to go.
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BamaJ
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I got mad, put my head in a pillow, sat there for about 5 minutes, just staring at the TV. Then, I picked up my 1 year old little girl in her Bama cheerleading outfit, walked down the hall, into the living room, took off my Bama shirt and took her Bama outfit off and threw them in the floor. Then, she and I laughed and my wife laughed at us both walking around the house without shirts on. Then, we all went to Buffalo Wild Wings, had a good meal and I drank some beers, went home put the baby to bed and went to bed myself. I'm a dangerous person when Bama loses huh???
BTW: Some of yall sound like idiots!!!
BTW: Some of yall sound like idiots!!!
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I find Kris Kristofferson's "Why Me Lord?" is a good post-loss ballad, preferably on LP. The older and scratchier, the better.
You know, I had several pairs of socks to throw during the game the other day, but I kept missing wide right.
I don't understand how my wife was healthy enough to yell at me from the other room, but not to throw a pair of socks at the tv.
Thank you. Thank you. Be sure to try the veal and be sure to tip your server....
I beat up the sofa with my pillow during the game...then took a steamy 3-mile walk after the game. I did walk faster and harder than usual, which helped relieve much of the frustration. When I got home, I vented loudly about the game to my poor wife, who is an aubie graduate. She doesn't understand, but she's a good listener.
I am calmer in my older days. But I have broken things. One year I was living in the stadium apartments(I guess 87 0r 88) Bama was playing LSU in BDS,, I was right across the parking lot form BDS but had sold my tickets for some crazy price like $300 or more and decided to watch the game on TV while being right outside the stadium. Bama loses in a close loss and I kick down the apartment door. Well I am glad I sold those tickets so I could afford to pay for the door.
"WE" sound like idiots...This coming from a guy who took his daughter to Buffalo Wild Wings topless!
Y'all remind me of the father who shot at his son for asking to borrow the car a couple of years ago after the Arky "Excessive celebration" loss. Remember that?
Yeah i just threw my hat probably a good 10 times...then picked it up...bit the bill of it a lil (especially during LT's last kick...and on the Ark PAT)...then threw it again...then went for another beer. Unfortunately by around 9pm i was hungover haha...but i was alright by around 12am haha.
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BamaJ
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I left out the part where we dressed her and I too put on a shirt. Oooops. Sorry bout that. Now yall look like idiots.
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