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[wishbonedays]

Thank you...may I have another?

 

[BamaMoon]

Thank you...may I have another?

"I don't see what the fuss is about this grass every year on Tidefans."

 

[RT3413]

Thank you...may I have another?

Uuuuunnnnn. Owwwwwww. Man, I KNEW I should have stopped at that 323rd Krispy Kreme this morning.

 

[GrayTide]

Thank you...may I have another?

This diet is about to kill me what is so great about looking svelte?

 

[BamaKJ]

Thank you...may I have another?

"All the Crimson in this stadium makes me want to throw-up!!!!!!!!"

 

[UAME]

"Now, I was standing right about here when I lost my manhood in 2005. It's got to be around here someplace..."

or

"3-.... 3-.... 3-... 3-, again.... $#!^, there's got to be a 4-leaf here!"

 

[37bamagreats55]

I haven't been spanked like this in a long time.

 

[Johnwants#15]

Look at all the little ants!

I wonder,,,, are those edible????

 

[Johnwants#15]

Wow!!! So that is what my feet look like.

 

[lafella]

I lost my tooth anyone see it?!

 

[StoneMtnDew]

Well, I guess it's time to bend over and take what I've got coming.

 

[Redwood Forrest]

I had rather watch the grass grow than play Nick Saban.

What a beat-down. I wish a hole would open up and swallow me. Speaking of swallow, if I had a time out left I could find that guy selling hotdogs and peanuts.

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Thank you...may I have another?

COME ON PHIL--- 2 more!!!

 

[Catfish]

Hey, look. Toes!

 

[UAME]

Once someone posts a photo of Richard Simmons, it's time to lock the thread.

 

[I hate fat phil]

Glad I have velcro on my shoes so I don't have to worry about bending over to reach my shoestrings.

 

[bamafan216]

Thank you...may I have another?

Maybe when I look up, it will have all been a nightmare!!!

 

[exiledNms]

"Dadburn...those are some UGLY shoes! The color makes me want to...<barfing noises>"

 

[THE BAMA IRISHMAN]

I wonder what Crimson and White Shoes would look like? These orange and white shoes suck.

ExiledNms,

I took a break and you beat me to it.

 

[bayoutider]

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed and this is one of them.