PUNCH LINE - I Hate Auburn so Much....

[CajunCrimson]

A thread designed to have a funny punch line... but please keep it PG13 -- and no implied profanity please...

 

[CajunCrimson]

I hate Auburn so much...if their Stadium was on Fire, i'd bring Marshmallows!!

 

[Bama_N_Va]

I hate Auburn so much...Nuke'm from orbit...its the only way to be sure!!!!

 

[22Musso22]

I hate Tennessee. Auburn is just an annoyance.

 

[AlistarWills]

I hate agbarn so much, I have a framed picture of Harvey Updike in my dining room.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

I hate auburn so much I dated a girl from there, broke up with her without a phone call and moved to another city and never contacted her again.

 

[BamaNation]

I hate awbums so much. That is all. S.N.A.S.S.

 

[BamaNation]

Ok, I'll actually play ....


I hate awbums so much that my hate overflows to all orange teams. Literally all of them. And I'm looking for others

 

[The Ols]

I hate the boogs so much that if they played
Notre Dame I’d pull for the…who am I kidding…comet game!!!

 

[tmv85]

I hate awbarn so much that if I accidentally touch anything awbarn related, I use sanitizer to disinfect myself.

 

[CajunCrimson]

I hate Auburn so much if I dated Amy Adams I’d make her change her hair color

 

[CB4]

I hate Auburn so much I won’t even use my GPS driving to the game Saturday. I just head south until I smell it and then go east until I step in it.

 

[Tidewater]

I hate agbarn so much, I have a framed picture of Harvey Updike in my dining room.

Yeah, but is yours autographed?

 

[DzynKingRTR]

I hate auburn so much, my toilet has the auburn logo so I can pee and crap on it every single day.