So this is why the Horns will beat Bama? (bleacher report)

[BamaJeff]

Horns will hook Bama
WOW! What an incredible breakdown of how these teams match up! Is there more to this? Do I have to subscribe to something to see the full article? Is this really all the writer has to say?

 

[BEATtutorsee]

I feel dumber for having read that. :frown:

 

[AIIIGHTTT]

Thanks for wasting my time.

 

[CrimsonBleedRed]

This guys believes Texas will win because he himself wrote a letter to Mack Brown while he was the HC at North Carolina?

Is this for real, or is it satire?

 

[BamaJeff]

This guys believes Texas will win because he himself wrote a letter to Mack Brown while he was the HC at North Carolina?

Is this for real, or is it satire?

lol...I don't know.

 

[jthomas666]

This guys believes Texas will win because he himself wrote a letter to Mack Brown while he was the HC at North Carolina?

Is this for real, or is it satire?

Satire is pretty much outside of Bleacher Report's skill set.

As is reasoned analysis.

 

[crimsonaudio]

Satire is pretty much outside of Bleacher Report's skill set.

As is reasoned analysis.

This.

Add 'writing ability' to the list as well.

 

[CajunCrimson]

This.

Add 'writing ability' to the list as well.

I don't know, he used "ostensibly".........that's pretty impressive

 

[AlexanderFan]

I think he had some bad Chinese food one night and after a night filled with fever induced dreams of Mack Brown and lots of vomitting he awoke to find a fortune cookie in his hand. A fortune cookie given to him by the spirit of Mack Brown. "Have a passion for what you do and you will be successful".
Posted via Mobile Device

 

[Tide64]

Back when he was still the head football coach at the University of North Carolina, I wrote a letter to their head football coach, Mack Brown.

Just in case you didn't know that he was the head football coach, I will tell you twice in one sentence.

 

[IH8Orange]

Just in case you didn't know that he was the head football coach, I will tell you twice in one sentence.

Perhaps he assumes that his audience is suffering from short-term memory loss.

 

[BamaDMD]

Perhaps he assumes that his audience is suffering from short-term memory loss.

:smilielol5:

 

[Saban14]

I liked how the article read (paraphrase):

"do what you like and you'll love life"

Big game coach, are you kidding me?

Then ended. I'm not really sure how those two are related.

 

[patriot34]

Does Mike Casella not think Head Coach Mack Brown's Head Coach's Secretary Barbara may have sent the Head Coach's response on the behalf of the Head Coach?

Honestly, when you write a story HAVE A POINT!!

So I guess I can say that Ole Miss will beat Okie State because I once texted Huston Nutt when he was at Arkansas. See, meaningless associations are fun!

 

[dayhiker]

Does Mike Casella not think Head Coach Mack Brown's Head Coach's Secretary Barbara may have sent the Head Coach's response on the behalf of the Head Coach?

Honestly, when you write a story HAVE A POINT!!

So I guess I can say that Ole Miss will beat Okie State because I once texted Huston Nutt when he was at Arkansas. See, meaningless associations are fun!

You texted CHN at Arkansas? Hmmm, is there more to this story? We know how Nutt likes to text.

 

[TiderInTally]

Is that like when Pres. Obama won the Peace Prize?

 

[p'colabamaman]

So, that's IT??? Just a one line motto of his, and that's why Texas will beat Bama? I'm joining the crowd that thinks Bleacher Report shouldn't even be linked on this site._eyes:

 

[Jessica4Bama]

Wow, I feel better. What an analysis .

 

[Jessica4Bama]

Is that like when Pres. Obama won the Peace Prize?

Hehe, funny.

 

[JagTider]

That's sad......even for the bleacher report.

I figure he was going for the "destiny" point, but he kept all of the supporting factors a secret from his readers.

I actually respect the guys that write 3 pages of material about how much they know because they shook the coach's hand more...