so who is going to buy lotto tickets?

[DzynKingRTR]

Lawrence approves of this.

glad someone actually got the reference instead of taking a shot at me.

 

[ValuJet]

I tell you what I would do with that kind of money. 2 chicks at the same time!

Riz - can you take the boy down to Mons Venus?

 

[RVTIDER]

glad someone actually got the reference instead of taking a shot at me.

Hey, I take my shots daily from these weirdos.

 

[ValuJet]

glad someone actually got the reference instead of taking a shot at me.

It's all in fun. But if you do find yourself in the position of having two nekkids in your living room, we need to hear about it.

 

[RVTIDER]

It's all in fun. But if you do find yourself in the position of having two nekkids in your living room, we need to hear about it.

Pics or it didnt happen. Oh wait, I got a better chance at the lottery.:biggrin:

 

[BamaGoose]

Why? Your chances are the same no matter what the jackpot is.

Good luck, but I'll not throw my money away on such bad odds.

Bad odds is not having a ticket to play...I am buying a ticket. WTH is 1$? People blow a dollar everyday on something.

 

[gmart74]

to me $1 means drinking one less coke or having one less bag of m&m's. so by buying the ticket, i am reducing my chances of diabeetus.

 

[RVTIDER]

to me $1 means drinking one less coke or having one less bag of m&m's. so by buying the ticket, i am reducing my chances of diabeetus.

 

[Bodhisattva]

I've never bought my own lottery tickets, but a couple of times I've joined an office pool. I consider my participation insurance against having to kill myself if I'm the only one in my office that didn't win.

 

[cbi1972]

I've never bought my own lottery tickets, but a couple of times I've joined an office pool. I consider my participation insurance against having to kill myself if I'm the only one in my office that didn't win.

Lottery's biggest loser: Albany man passed on office pool that won $319M jackpot

The Office Recap: "Lotto"

 

[Bodhisattva]

Lottery's biggest loser: Albany man passed on office pool that won $319M jackpot

"The group didn't turn up for work Monday, Cook said, adding that she heard they have already quit their jobs."

Heh. Not only did the dude not win, his workload just increased seven-fold.

 

[G-VilleTider]

We used to drive to Louisiana to buy liquor when the legal age was 18. We was motivated.

When I was going to UA a LONG time ago, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras with a buddy who was from there. I was only 18 or 19 and was a little worried about having a cooler of beers with us, middle of the day, in a residential neighborhood. We were on the sidewalk, beers in hand, when sure enough, a cop starts heading right for us. I just knew I was about to be arrested. The cop says "hey guys, would yall please throw your empty bottles back in your cooler? have a nice day." Lousianna aint all bad!!

 

[buzzincuzzin]

I tell you what I would do with that kind of money. 2 chicks at the same time![/QUOTE]

You recently passed on that citing the price of gas. If you win,,,,,,,,, FILL UP!

 

[crimsonaudio]

Bad odds is not having a ticket to play...I am buying a ticket. WTH is 1$? People blow a dollar everyday on something.

It's not the money, it's the principle behind it.

And it's basic math.

 

[Bodhisattva]

I tell you what I would do with that kind of money. 2 chicks at the same time!

In the meantime you could sell your virgin boy urine to the Chinese to fund your lottery ventures.

 

[G-VilleTider]

It's not the money, it's the principle behind it.

And it's basic math.

I think almost everyone educated enough to post here understands they aren't going to win and just does it for entertainment purposes. I don't buy them, but CBI makes a good point. In an office pool, that anti-suicide insurance seems like a good deal!

 

[DzynKingRTR]

my birthday is a week from Friday and half a billion would be a hell of a birthday present.

 

[crimsonaudio]

I think almost everyone educated enough

You're being generous.

:biggrin:

 

[Bamaro]

I tell you what I would do with that kind of money. 2 chicks at the same time!

You recently passed on that citing the price of gas. If you win,,,,,,,,, FILL UP![/QUOTE]

2? Amateur.

 

[MegaVars]

I don't make special trips to buy one, but my wife had to go to Southhaven yesterday, so she bought the winning ticket while she was there.