Tennessee Joke

Wild_Tide_Child

BamaNation Citizen
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Knoxville News
Knoxville, TN (AP) 10-22-05


A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible, initially awarded custody to
his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the
remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence
was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the
unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer
with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
University of Tennessee football team, whom the boy firmly believes are
not capable of beating anyone.
 
Phat Phil poem

40 Days Lord And 40 Nights.
I See A Vision Of An Elephant’s Plight
Look At All Their Fans In The Ticket Line
Lord Have Mercy I Wish They Were Mine

The Games On We're Only Down 2 Points Here
We On A Roll Why Do I Stand In Fear
The Crowd's Screaming Were On The Goal Line
Please Don’t Let Us Fumble This Time.

It’s The Football And The Field
It’s A Game We Gonna Be Killed.
There Gonna Bowl Us Away.

I’ve Seen A Lot Of People
Lord I’ve Seen A Lot Of Fouls.
Why Do The Ref's Keep Breakin’ The Rules
Don't They Know The Games On The Line
We Can't Win Like This Every Time.

So We Runin’ A Quaterback Fake
Hope He's Gonna Change Our Fate
He’s Gonna Run Like Hell I Know
Cause We Are A Formidable Foe

It’s The Football And The Field
It’s A Game Its A Thrill.
It'l Bowl You Away.

Ain't But Two Seconds To Go You Know
Only Tow Seconds To Go We'll Know
When It’s Over So Is Our Dream
Hey Let's Make A Run To Krispy Kreme

Lord Help Us Out Of This Hole
We'll Give Any Amount Of Dough
Just One More Play And It'll Be Over
This One’s Going Crimson And Clover

It’s The Football And The Field
We’re In A Game And Just Been Killed.
Lord Just Take Me Away.
 
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