Terrence Cody vs. Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris killed all the dinosaurs. He did this because Terrence Cody was coming to his house for a Bar-b-q
Terrance Cody can sneeze with his eyes open.
Terrance Cody can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Terrance Cody is what Willis was talking about.
Terrance Cody CAN touch MC Hammer.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Terrance Cody.
Terrance Cody invented Urban Meyer.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Terrance Cody.
Terrance Cody can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Terrance Cody is what Willis was talking about.
Terrance Cody CAN touch MC Hammer.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Terrance Cody.
Terrance Cody invented Urban Meyer.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Terrance Cody.
Terrence Cody went big game hunting in Africa. He bagged three rhinos and one hippo. Just think what he could have done if he remembered to pack a gun.
Hurricane Gustav was down graded from a category 4 storm to a category 2 storm when it encountered Terrence Cody swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
Terrence Cody left Jr. College because they could no longer afford to feed him.
Terrence Cody can't really dunk a basketball the baskets bow down so he can reach them.
Two head of cattle died today, one for lunch and one for supper. The skins will be made into his left shoe.
Trailer Sales in Auburn are now offering single wide homes, double wide homes and Cody wide homes.
Terrence Cody can't really dunk a basketball the baskets bow down so he can reach them.
Two head of cattle died today, one for lunch and one for supper. The skins will be made into his left shoe.
Trailer Sales in Auburn are now offering single wide homes, double wide homes and Cody wide homes.
Terrance Cody doesnt believe in using microwaves... he has always been an avid believer that revenge should be served on a cold hard platter, and seasoned with swim moves to the face. RTR!!!:BigA:
Latest Japanese movie scene from "Godzilla Sees The Light"
Scene- panic in Tokyo...people running everywhere screaming...."Godzirra! Godzirra!
Godzilla is zapping funky looking airplanes with his fire breathing and stepping on skyscrapers.
Suddenly a rumble starts on a mountain. Boulders start falling.The people turn and look in awe as the mountain crumbles. They start cheering wildly.
There stands Terrence Cody. He roars..."Where's the Lizard Kabob".
Godzilla turns and gazes, his eyes pop open wide. He exclaims "To heck with this monster biz, I'm going to work for Geico"..
He sets the world record for the "Get Out Of Town Dash"....
Scene- panic in Tokyo...people running everywhere screaming...."Godzirra! Godzirra!
Godzilla is zapping funky looking airplanes with his fire breathing and stepping on skyscrapers.
Suddenly a rumble starts on a mountain. Boulders start falling.The people turn and look in awe as the mountain crumbles. They start cheering wildly.
There stands Terrence Cody. He roars..."Where's the Lizard Kabob".
Godzilla turns and gazes, his eyes pop open wide. He exclaims "To heck with this monster biz, I'm going to work for Geico"..
He sets the world record for the "Get Out Of Town Dash"....
Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, it's being thankful that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Terrance Cody:
Terrance Cody is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Terrance once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When McDonalds was unable to complete Terrance Codys order of 412 Egg McMuffins, he body slammed the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Terrance Cody. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Terrance Cody is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Terrance Cody. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Terrance Cody once crapped blood - the blood of the opposing Offensive Linemen he had killed and eaten that weekend.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, it's being thankful that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Terrance Cody:
Terrance Cody is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Terrance once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When McDonalds was unable to complete Terrance Codys order of 412 Egg McMuffins, he body slammed the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Terrance Cody. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Terrance Cody is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Terrance Cody. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Terrance Cody once crapped blood - the blood of the opposing Offensive Linemen he had killed and eaten that weekend.
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